Anna Mackowiak, a dentist in Poland, is facing charges after pulling out all her boyfriend's teeth. BLARRGHH.

Mackowiak was surprised when, just days after dumping her for another woman, her boyfriend, Marek Olszewski, showed up with a toothache looking for some assistance, according to The Austrian Times.

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out," she admitted.

Mackowiak wrapped Olszewski's head and jaw in bandages, told him there were some complications, then sent him on his merry way. It wasn't until he got home that Olszewski knew something was wrong.

"She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn't be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist. But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn't f***ing believe it. The b**ch had emptied my mouth."

Mackowiak is being investigated for malpractice, but it looks like she got the last laugh after all.

"The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can't be with a man without teeth," says Olszewski.

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This thing where people with money get to make and release music videos on the Internet? It. Must. Stop.

We don't need Texas, right? I mean, really. We'd all just go about our day and not even notice if it and its crappy vanity-singing, line-dancing nutjobs just quietly disappeared.

[Via Jezebel]

Finger dancing: Apparently this is a thing now. Meet John Steel, the King of South Carolina.

I have wasted so much time in front of my TV doing nothing when I could have been working on my dance career.

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From the people who brought you the super creepy video morph of Britney Spears, here is your new nightmare: Lindsay Lohan from baby to 25-year old crone woman in one minute.

Good luck enjoying the rest of your Sunday.

This video for the Central Institute of Technology is awesome, but in a seriously WTF way. Check it out (but only if you aren't easily grossed out):

Definitely an interesting way to go, and I appreciate that. Even if I feel a little queasy.

Today in Very Bad Ideas: Watch as Larry's dear friends tickle Larry until Larry passes out.

And now everyone with an Internet connection knows the best way to mug Larry.

Merry Christmas from America's first family, the Kardashians.

The style, tone and sheer audacity of this Christmas card is enough to warrant "WTF" status, but the heavy hand of Photoshop makes it just that much more special. Please take a moment to notice Khloe's missing hips, Kim's extra-long legs and Kourtney's Kim-like badonk.

Anyone else think this looks like a Murder Mystery waiting to happen? Yeah, it's my Christmas wish, too.

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We all know the "Mahna Mahna" song, popularized by the Muppets and recreated most brilliantly at the latest Swede Fest (ahem). But did you know the song was composed by a man named Piero Umiliani and originally featured in a 1968 Italian documentary about sexuality, drug addiction and suicide in Sweden called Svezia, Inferno e Paradiso?

Check out the following clip from the film and try not to imagine Kermit the frog cavorting with a bunch of Swedish women in towels.

[Thanks to Kevin for the link!]

Attention parents: Is commie propaganda film The Muppets trying to brainwash your children against capitalism? Yes! according to -- wait for it -- Fox Business:

"This is a Muppet movie, for goodness sakes." Yes, Captain Corporate Crazy Pants. Yes it is.

In totally not-related-at-all news, Fox News viewers are less informed than people who don't watch the news at all.

Discuss.

Forget Bob Loblaw or "Better Call Saul" Goodman. You want Lawyer Mike representing (or reppin', as the children say) you in court. Here's why.

He starts doing this, and the judge will hand you whatever you want just to get him to shut up:

Justice truly is blind, and a little tone deaf. More Lawyer Mike here for your listening pleasure.