David Letterman has his Top 10 list and just about everyone else has taken a shot at mimicking the master. Some of these Top 10 lists are good; some are very, very bad. We’ve joined the Top 10 movement, and we think we can be successful because we have a very special weapon -- our readers. With your help, our weekly Top 10 list is going to be clever, funny and timely.
We've already started. We’re running our Top 10 list on the back page of Sunday's Vision section. This week’s topic was the Top 10 excuses for not putting away your garbage containers. We received a great response from readers so it must have had some funny lines. Check it out.
We want you to help by sending suggestions for topics and your best lines for possible inclusion in an upcoming Top 10 list. These lines must be original. No rip-offs from the Internet. We’ll be checking.
Please send your offerings to letters@fresnobee.com, fax them to (559) 441-6499 or mail them to: Valley Top 10 List, Vision Section, The Fresno Bee, P.O. Box 12504, Fresno, CA 93778-2504.
Thanks for helping. This will be fun.
Are we not allowed to post them here in the comments?
And you can also post your Top 10 lists and topic suggestions in this comments section.