Don't think we forgot.

The Beehive's official birthday may have come and gone, but that doesn't mean we haven't been working on a little something to mark the occasion.

As you well remember, last year's party was pretty amazing. However, we're certain this year's party, which will take place at Full Circle Brewing Co., is gonna blow that one out of the water.

So mark Saturday, January 9, on your calendars, and keep an eye on the Beehive in upcoming weeks for further details.

[Special thanks to Mr. Brodiemash for hooking us up with a birthday logo]

That Conan O'Brien is on a roll. First he managed to get the real Sarah Palin/Oprah interview, now he's managed to get an uncensored clip from the yet-to-be-released
"New Moon."

Check it out (clip is slightly scandalous, unless you work at a zoo):

Hmm. I knew I shouldn't have shut my eyes for that hour second during last night's Beehive screening.

Think Monday's Oprah interview with Sarah Palin was a waste of DVR space? Here's the interview you wish Palin had given, courtesy of Mr. Conan O'Brien and "The Tonight Show."

Calm down, President Obama haters. There's one for you, too.

Dear Multiple Neighbors Who Are Happily Blazing Their Christmas Lights Like They're a Desperate Strip Mall or, You Know, a Theme Park:

Too soon. Too soon.

String them, sure. But don't light them. Wait just one more week. Please?

Sincerely,

Your Neighbor Who is Still Wondering What Happened to Summer

It's Johnny Depp. You know -- in case you didn't already know he's sexy from years of being alive and having the ability to see things with your eyes.

The rest of the list goes something like this:

Dazed and Confused: still one of the best movies ever made (language NSFW).

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Oh man, talk about the ultimate time-waster. Did you ever do the thing where you try to name all 50 states in 6 minutes? Well, this is like that, only twice as hard.

Name the 100 most used words in 12 minutes.

I'm sorry to say that I only managed to guess 54 words. Here's a hint: read the instructions before you start (not after) and you'll beat my number for sure. Good luck!

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Hey y'all. Here we are on yet another Monday morning wondering where the hell Sunday went. What kind of a weekend did we have? Good? Bad? Bitch cold?

FRIDAY: After a quick beer at Full Circle and an equally quick dinner at Livingstone's, I headed to the Tower Theatre for Fresno Filmworks' screening of Art & Copy, which I found to be ... meh.

Following the film, I walked over to Veni Vidi Vici, where I ran into the fine folks known as Love The Captive, who convinced me to jog over to Starline to catch Shiver Fox. Being an old woman, I only managed to stay awake for three Shiver Fox songs, so I'll reserve judgment on the new band. I will say, however, that I really rather liked opening act Poor Man's Poison.

Nature is so much cooler than everything else. Take the following story about a shark who gave another shark a C-section at Kelly Tarlton's Underwater World in New Zealand.

Visitors were shocked to see one shark bite another in the belly, and were even more shocked when four baby sharks spilled out of the wound. Sharks biting each other is fairly common, but this was no ordinary bite. According to one of the aquarium's employees, "It had to bite a certain part to let them out and do it without killing them [the babies] or her [the mother]."

Staff had no idea the shark was pregnant, and may never have known since babies born tend to be eaten right away by other sharks. The four babies were rescued in time and, along with four more babies found when the mother was stitched up, are doing fine in a nursery tank as they await release into the wild.

So cool.

Two official movie posters for Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" have been released, and they look pretty great.

Like many people who think Burton and Alice are a match made in heaven, I am excited for this movie's release. Or, at least, I was. Somehow in all the excitement, I missed a key fact about this movie, and it has me worried and a little bothered:

I am of the opinion that 3D blows, and it hurts my head and my heart (and my eyes, literally) to see this stupid trend invading the movie-going experience in such a major way -- especially now that it's affecting a movie I actually want to see.

The "Alice" posters are after the jump. Enjoy them in all their 2D glory.