Q: What's the one thing that makes a David Beckham underwear ad less hot?
A: Victoria Beckham (via A Socialite's Life)

After seeing a number of unsettling videos on the Internets lately, I decided what was needed was a good old-fashioned YouTube Battle betwixt me and my partner in blogging crime, Mike Oz. Unfortunately, Mike Oz doesn't have time to play with me today, so I am battling myself. The category: Most Disturbing Video of the Day.

HMac: Babies in general are kind of creepy, but fairly harmless. However, babies that are engaged in activities far beyond their physical capabilities are downright terrifying. I give you: rollerskating babies.

Hardees (Carl's Jr.'s dirty sibling) is back with another that'swhatshesaid ad for their Biscuit Holes.

I have to say, this one made me smile a little. Just a little, though, because my official position on the matter is: No matter how much icing there is, if you have to force it, it's just not as sweet.

Biscuit Holes, I mean. If you have to force your Biscuit Holes on the public via viral videos ... never mind.

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I thought this was a joke when I saw it yesterday afternoon, but now that I've just had my morning coffee, I can sort of see the benefits.

Thoughts? Better than the Comfort Wipe or just as unwieldy? Are we, as a society, so bad at this simple act, that improvements need to be made to the whole system?

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Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:

Lindsay Lohan, who has seen better days, or not, is seen here two days before turning 23. Yep -- just 23. With a 2 in front. She's as shocked as you are. (via Just Jared)

Actor Karl Malden, famous for his Oscar-winning role in "A Streetcar Named Desire" and for being on the television show "The Streets of San Francisco," has died at the age of 97. Cause of death at this time is unknown, but according to his manager, he went in his sleep at 2:30 this morning.

To a slightly older generation, Malden was a significant film and television actor, but in my mind he's the guy from the American Express commercials who uttered the famous line, "Don't leave home with out them."

Condolences to his family members, and to the fans who will miss him.

Let the inevitable backlash begin.

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Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:

Mariah Carey does Eminem; at least, does an impression. This time. (via A Socialite's Life)

And you thought squirrels preferred nuts.

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Stretchy pants. Stretchy pants. Stretchy pants.

[Warning: language]

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