Have you seen “Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs.,” the new TLC reality show starring Pete Rose and his fiance, Kiana? It’s so bad that it’s impossible to decide who’s the biggest boob on the show.
There are many youth sports that no longer keep score. The concern is that losing a competition might hurt a child’s self-esteem. Then, why is it still OK to have winners and losers when it comes to youth beauty pageants like those on “Toddlers and Tiaras”? That seems like more of a self-esteem problem than keeping score in a baseball game.
One of the celebrities who will be on the ABC reality diving competition show “Spash” is Katherine Webb. No word on whether Brent Musburger will be an announcer on the show.
The upcoming feature film “Warm Bodies” is about zombies in love. I thought that was what Kristen Stewart was playing in all those “Twilight” films.
Time to place your Super Bowl bets. I’m taking a beer commercial to win by a 2-1 margin, although a car commercial has a good chance of being the champ.
“Craft Wars,” 10 p.m. TLC: Just like me, you probably have been wondering why there hasn’t been a competition show that uses glue guns, glitter and odd pieces of cloth to determine a crafts champion. If you have been thinking that like me, then you have been watching way too much television.
Those of you who are serious about wanting such a show have had your wish come true. “Craft Wars” will do for decoupage what “Top Chef” did for bundt pans.
Tori Spelling, an actress who would probably agree to host a public flogging as long as she was on TV, is the host. She will provide the necessary (?) commentary as contestants — who are at the top of the competitive world of crafting — turn ordinary items into something that will be bedazzling.
Pull out those bags of scraps and thread a needle as you prepare to watch the latest in the unending string of reality competition shows.
You know how the last season of HBO’s “Big Love” seemed a little too unrealistic. Well, TLC — home of totally normal reality TV families such as the Duggars and the Gosselins — decided to give us a realer look at polygamy. Here’s a preview of “Sister Wives.”