Fres-Know: Our fake girlfriend is in great health, thanks for asking
WATCH THIS: New tourism ad for Fresno/Clovis Convention and Visitors Bureau. [YouTube]
TRENDING: Fresno, thanks to CBS 47, is at forefront of “Teoing.” [Huffington Post]
NEWS: Deadline looms in fight about trash outsourcing. [The Bee]
TAKE THIS: Season-end survey for Fresno’s downtown ice rink. [SurveyMonkey]
VINTAGE: Flier of first shows from Fresno’s Cadillac Club. [Facebook]
THROWBACK JAM OF THE WEEK: “Fresneck” the song. [YouTube]
WTF FRESNO: “Homeless” man tosses urine container in office building. [The Bee]
GOOD NEWS: Valley home prices up in December. [News Blog]
NEW ON THE WEB: The “I Believe in Downtown Fresno” pledge. [ibelievefresno.org]
FACEBOOK FIGHT OF THE WEEK: About this ^^^ [Facebook]
DROP THAT CLASS: Fresno State lecturer — with crazy eyes — arrested. [The Bee]
READ THIS: The teacher’s reviews from his students. [Rate My Professor]
YELP REVIEW OF THE WEEK: Vegetarian review of Doghouse Grill. [Yelp]