“Extra” is reporting that Britney Spears will be starring in a Las Vegas show. In honor of her being in the Nevada city, it will be mandatory at all Blackjack tables that players must say “Hit me baby one more time.”
Shocking news about how the Post Office wants to discontinue Saturday mail delivery in August. The shocking part is that there are people who still use the Post Office.
Generally, this year’s Super Bowl commercials weren’t memorable. The most effective was the GoDaddy commercial that featured a slurping kiss between a nerd and Victoria Secret model Bar Refaeli. Dot-com domain sales rose 40%. Everyone is buying getthisoutofmy head.com, oohgross.com and Iamsellingmytv.com.
Lindsey Lohan has reportedly turned down a $550,000 offer to be on “Dancing With the Stars.” Makes sense. Did you ever try to do the Tango with a police ankle bracelet?
Disappointed about the news that Honey Boo Boo’s mom, Mama June, has lost more than 100 pounds. I was sure she dropped the weight by sending Honey Boo Boo to live with relatives. Because of the weight loss, “The Soup” host Joel McHale will have to stop calling Mama June the “human thumb” and now call her the human finger.
Known more for her love of Taco Supremes, Britney Spears showed she can hang with the boys of Jackass 3D by donning a pair of goggles and subjecting herself to the Porta-Potty Bungee, also known as the Poo Cocktail Supreme. Observe:
Okay, so she really didn’t suffer the true poo bungee. Still, I like to see Britney loosen up and have some fun, and I think the Jackass crew is just what the doctor ordered. Poo Cocktails for everyone!
It’s the end of the year, which means it’s time for reflecting on the year that was, and making various lists about it. You’ll see a few of these lists next week on the Beehive, but I thought I’d give you a reason to get away from your family by posting my favorite 2010 ‘WTF moments of the day’ today.
I have to think that her manager or someone told her when she was young that sticking out one’s tongue is sexy, so she adopted that crazy lizard way of lip-synching, and it stuck because she never learned better as an adult.
It’s kind of like, when I was a kid, my brother and I used to believe that if you laughed and then cried, you’d grow hair on your butt. We were constantly accusing each other of having hair on our asses. To this day, I still believe that’s how hair grows.
But back to Britney: man, that tongue thing is annoying.
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad today:
Trying to get a closer look at some landscaping rocks she’s thinking about using in
her garden, definitely not-drunk Lindsay Lohan needs a hand getting upright again in
Los Angeles [via The Superficial]
There are two things you can always rely on when it comes to the Grammy Awards: Elton John will invariably show up to try to steal attention away from whichever artist is most controversial and talked about that year, and fashion on the red carpet will be hideous.
This year was no different. Now that the actual awards have been handed out (and you’ve already forgotten who won), let’s get down to the real competition:
Who wore the ugliest dress to the Grammy Awards? Here are the contenders, in no particular order:
You guys, I just don’t know what’s happening lately. I’m talking about children. In sexual-like situations. There’s the Polanski thing, and the Brooke Shields thing, and the Miley Cyrus thing. And now a 9-year old in Peru is getting attention for making a shot-for-shot video cover of Britney Spears’ “Toxic.”
You’re familiar with Britney Spears, right? Super-conservative pop singer who sings about puppies and unicorns while wearing turtlenecks and long skirts?
Sigh. I’m not even certain I should post this (consider this a warning), but I want everyone else to be as outraged as I am, immediately.
Parents. Come on. Do you have to make it that easy for the pedophiles? Because I’m certain this child did not put together this video with the kids from her third grade class.
Remember early last year, before she was under the care of her father, the things Britney Spears did that signaled the crazy train was leaving the station?
The crazy, disheveled hair, frequent trips to Starbucks, hanging out with skanks like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, walking around in public showing off her mommy parts, going into stores in one outfit then coming out in another, randomly dying her hair brown, making appearances on David Letterman’s show when she had nothing to promote …
They were fairly innocuous-sounding activities that ultimately indicated manic behavior. Take a look:
UPDATE: Guess who else wants to be part of the braless club now? Answer after the jump.
Original post 6/18: I don’t like what I’m seeing lately on gossip sites. Actually, I rarely like what I see on gossip sites, but today I’m specifically referring to women, in public, sans undergarments.
This isn’t a reference to the Panty Drought of 2007. I’m talking about the women who recently have been hanging out, pun intended, without their bras. It’s obviously a quick way to garner attention, and preferable to wearing a giant sandwich board reading “Hey, looky here: I’m SEXY,” but it’s already gotten old.
Heather Graham began the trend, going braless and wearing a clingy dress at last week’s London premiere of “The Hangover.” She of course got tons of attention for it, which Heather Graham sort of needs, so okay. Understood. Forgiven. Whatever.
But you know who doesn’t need to use her nipples to get attention? Megan Fox, who pulled the same move at the German premiere for “Transformers 2″ days later: