CAPTION THIS: Thursday’s scribble
“She just deleted his browsing history.”
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad today:
Lindsay Lohan proves that redheads — even bleach bottle blond ones — don’t look good in jumpsuit orange [via People]
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad today:
Kim Kardashian has one hand on her kitty and the other on her …
[via A Socialite's Life]
A weekend in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad this weekend:
Lindsay Lohan fall down, go boom (again) [via The Superficial]
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad today:
Trying to get a closer look at some landscaping rocks she’s thinking about using in
her garden, definitely not-drunk Lindsay Lohan needs a hand getting upright again in
Los Angeles [via The Superficial]
A weekend in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad over the weekend (including a slightly NSFW photo of a topless bathing beauty after the jump — ye be warned):
Chris Brown happily poses next to designer and makeup enthusiast Jean Paul Gaultier at Fashion Week because he just doesn’t get it [via The Superficial]
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad today, including more pictures from the Golden Globes and its after parties:
Jennifer Aniston asks Gerard Butler if he’d like to go where no man Brad Pitt, Tate Donovan, Vince Vaughn and John Mayer have gone [via Dlisted]
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad today:
Madonna has heard our concerns about her face, and responds in kind (via Dlisted)
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad today:
Wait — so those “300″ abs weren’t real? Shame on you, Gerard Butler! (via People)
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/funny/sad today:
Capitalizing on a certain scandal, ever-classy Vanity Fair publishes “raw” [read: proof of depravity] Tiger Woods photos taken in 2006 [via The Superficial]
Attack of the 7-foot tall model
I’m not sure what to make of this video of a 7-foot tall model posing in a bikini. It’s either really awesome or the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Thanksgiving tip: Turn the volume down before you watch this. It’s video of two women posing in their bikinis, and the music is all kinds of porn-y. You don’t want Aunt Sally to get over-excited and shoot egg nog out her nostrils, right?
‘Office’ scare-off
I can’t decide what is more frightening:
The following pictures of Phyllis, Michael and Kelly from “The Office” made up as zombies…
… or this photo of Pam Beesly posing on the cover of a magazine in her bikini. In October.
A day in the life
Q: What’s the one thing that makes a David Beckham underwear ad less hot?
A: Victoria Beckham (via A Socialite’s Life)
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:
Lindsay Lohan, who has seen better days, or not, is seen here two days before turning 23. Yep — just 23. With a 2 in front. She’s as shocked as you are. (via Just Jared)
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:
Sacha “Bruno” Cohen continues to take movie promotion to new heights in London
(via A Socialite’s Life)
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:
PETA activist Pamela Anderson works the opening of a steakhouse, and proves there’s nothing sadder than a broke-down old stripper, in New York (via The Superficial)
A day in the life
Here are random pictures of celebrities I found interesting/sad/funny today:
Suri Cruise tries to get off the crazy train in Beverly Hills (via Dlisted)
The Nicole Richie award for best beach body goes to …
Eva Herzigova, Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated model, is the new Nicole Richie. While that’s never a good thing, in this case, it’s horrifying.
Yesterday was Eva’s birthday. There’s a reason she didn’t make the sex symbol birthday post: 36-year old women should never look like emaciated 14-year old girls (or like emaciated, cracked-out Amy Winehouses).
More pictures after the jump, including one of what Herzigova used to look like:
Donatella Versace wants to remind you to use sun protection
It might be winter, with most of the country covered in feet of snow, but before you can say, “Hey, who ate all the fudge?”, the sun will be out and it will be time to start getting ready for beach weather.
Luckily, fashion designer Donatella Versace has graciously offered up her own body as a ‘what not to do’ when it comes to sun protection, something we all need to worry about:
Do not slather your body daily in butter, roasting and basting yourself in your own juices.
Do pay attention when you see smoke sizzling from your thighs.
Do not put on your granddaughter’s bikini if your Mrs. Roper-style caftan is in the wash.
Do remember the young people don’t want to see Nonna’s implants.
Do not list “turkey jerky” as your beauty inspiration.
Do just stop it. STOP IT, Donatella Versace.
53 years old. This woman is just 53 years old and she looks like something dug up from the beach during a Hawaiian luau. I get that she’s Italian, and Italians are free-spirited and awesome, but my eyes can only drink in so much awesome in one sitting, and they still haven’t forgiven me for this.
[Source]
Is Karolina Kurkova a robot?
Karolina Kurkova is a Victoria’s Secret model. Karolina Kurkova has no belly button. I submit Karolina Kurkova is a robot, or possibly some kind of alien.
The evidence:
Close-up: