CAPTION THIS: Thursday’s scribble
“She just deleted his browsing history.”
CAPTION THIS: Scribble No. 093
“Really Eileen, just because you’re hot doesn’t
mean people are always looking at you!”
CAPTION THIS:Scribble No. 092
“Hey, ‘Simply Red’ how about being ‘Simply Gone’”
Donatella Versace wants to remind you to use sun protection
It might be winter, with most of the country covered in feet of snow, but before you can say, “Hey, who ate all the fudge?”, the sun will be out and it will be time to start getting ready for beach weather.
Luckily, fashion designer Donatella Versace has graciously offered up her own body as a ‘what not to do’ when it comes to sun protection, something we all need to worry about:
Do not slather your body daily in butter, roasting and basting yourself in your own juices.
Do pay attention when you see smoke sizzling from your thighs.
Do not put on your granddaughter’s bikini if your Mrs. Roper-style caftan is in the wash.
Do remember the young people don’t want to see Nonna’s implants.
Do not list “turkey jerky” as your beauty inspiration.
Do just stop it. STOP IT, Donatella Versace.
53 years old. This woman is just 53 years old and she looks like something dug up from the beach during a Hawaiian luau. I get that she’s Italian, and Italians are free-spirited and awesome, but my eyes can only drink in so much awesome in one sitting, and they still haven’t forgiven me for this.
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