Here are the most appalling offenses, in order:
3. People who don’t know who Bon Iver is. In and of itself? Not too big of a deal. They’re a (mostly) under-the-radar hipster group. But some of these Nicki Minaj fans are heated. Oh, and some of them think the group’s name is Bonnie Bear. Lulz at you, humanity. Get better at Google. Here’s the entire list. Here’s a Tumblr dedicated to this too.
2. Women who want to get beaten by Chris Brown. It’s bad enough that tool got so much TV time last night, but when women are proudly professing they’d let Chris Brown beat them up, aren’t we as a society failing? (Yes, I’m well aware most of them are just saying that they’d let Chris Brown have sex with them — which is still troubling). Here’s the entire list.
1. People who don’t know who Paul McCartney is. These people edge out the Chris Brown people mainly because the Chris Brown people are volunteering to get beat up. Not knowing who Paul McCartney is? It’s understandable if you’re young and you have lame parents who never introduced you to The Beatles. Not knowing who Paul McCartney is and getting all vitriolic about it? You need to have your Twitter account suspended for gross idiocy. Here’s the entire list.