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Win tickets to NoTown Roller Derby

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UPDATE: Congrats to our winners — Matt H. and Monica. Enjoy this Frestastic event! Thanks to everyone else for the great names. It was a hoot reading ‘em.

ORIGINAL POST: We’ve been introducing you to NoTown Roller Derby members to lead up to its FresYES Fest on Saturday — where the ladies will split up into three Fresno-themed teams (The Shaw Shankers, The Fulton Maulers and The Huntington Blvd. Harlots) and battle it out.

We’re also getting a couple readers in to see some hard-hitting derby action FREE.

Just leave a comment below telling us what YOUR roller derby name would be. The NoTown gals have names like Betty Rocker, Suzy Sweetknuckles, Karma Kaze and Darth Brawl. So get creative.

Deadline to enter is 3 p.m. Friday. We’ll pick two winners at random and notify them by e-mail, so leave a real one and check it. No repeat comments please. You’re ineligible if you’ve won something in the past 30 days. Complete rules are on the jump.

GIVEAWAY RULES
Only readers who submit a comment on this post are eligible. Two winners will be picked at random. To be eligible, a commenter must not have won a prize on FresnoBeehive.com in the previous 30 days. Recipients will be notified by e-mail at the end of each giveaway period. No substitutions or transfer of winners/prizes. Prizes are not redeemable for cash. Some prizes may have due dates for redemption/use. Employees and immediate family of The Fresno Bee, fresnobee.com and any/all of the participating giveaway sponsors, are not eligible to win. By accepting a giveaway, recipient consents to allow the use of his/her name and/or photograph for advertising or similar promotions without further compensation. Winner releases all sponsors of liability regarding use and enjoyment of the prizes. Tax liabilities and insurance, if any, are sole responsibility of the winner. No purchase necessary to win.

Responses to "Win tickets to NoTown Roller Derby"

Lisa Vincent says:

Jedi Mistress

Kevin Alvey says:

neuBOMBer

Natali says:

I’m torn- either Natastrophie or Nat-outta-hell

Kristina says:

Vodka Toxic

Lisa Alvey says:

Crashalicious
Grave digger
Mashing mama

steve says:

Wheel-Deal

Conlan says:

Con Siliatory

Kim KeLi says:

Keli Ripya

ALL ORIGINAL BABY..
I did not get from this list: http://3.ly/EPuK

1) K.J. Slanger
2) Krystal Matthews
3) Sharon Share-A-Like
4) A-Man-Duh
5) Spousal Busey

MORE TO COME

More originals..

5)Lady Caca
6)Tigress Would
7)Yurra Gonner
8)Rosie Palmer
9)Suzie Homewrecker (probably taken)
10)Xotchie Suglee (hard to pronouce)

Still more to come..

Art says:

The Art of War

Art says:

The Art of War

11) Annette Gain
12) Urethra Franklin
13) Anita Schauer
14) Barbara Wire
15) K.C. Moonshine
16) Dee Coli

17) Holly Woodtramp
18) Jocylen Deeze
19) Fondaleeza Dice
20) Peggy Legman
21) Rhoda Harley
22) Robbin N. Weavin
23) Virginia Beleevit
24) Tisha McCrakin
25) Third Eyeleane

..and I’m spent.

jennifer lopez says:

jenny the jipper
jenny jabber jaw

matt h says:

Val Killher

Kim says:

kimlicious

Knot Ferlong says:

DJ Melee.
With the number 808.

BTW, My Posse is on Broadway!

KRein says:

Krein Shame

Lucy says:

Bettie Rage #14…I even have my number!

Cyndi Montoya says:

Original Cyn.

francie says:

fancie-freakin-free

Ivory Gretts says:

Fun! Originality should count too…to see if your name is taken, there is a registry list on twoevils.org/rollergirls

I name thee, Mike: Blizzard of Oz

Love from the Gretts family,
Ivory Gretts
Maury Gretts
Summer Gretts
& the baby, Noah Gretts

MsJoey says:

Crystal Mess.

I know I have a name already.
I just wanted to play.

Rich says:

1.BumRusher

2.Curbkicker

3.SidewalkPsyco

4.RollingSpitfire

5.MaylayMary

6.HurricaneHilda

7.FuriousFresnoFelicia

8.SolarEnergized

Mindy Ramos says:

Mighty mahame

jessica says:

Junkin’da Trunk

Monica says:

Hmmm..
I guess it would be:

Bonnie Moni-lass

Even tho Im not Scotish…I like it! :)
–Happy Friday!

laura splotch says:

crystal mess is already taken by a dude in the handlebarz…duh!
my entry for a team name is the blackstonerzzzz…
my entry for a derby name…tower o’power!!!

Clovis says:

I love reading everybody’s names… this is a great post.

I think I would be MissMatched… not too creative but describes me!

(Please don’t enter me for tickets I won’t be able to attend)

mymqz44 says:

My personal favorites:
Gracie “Ground” N. Pound
& Whiplash Willow

Michelle “Don’t Play Fair” Mayfair
Terrible Tara Tarpy
River RunsWilde
Farrah U. FEARah
Sara SmAshland

Kae says:

I’d be RollersKAEtes. :)

Michelle says:

Rollswithbeer

maria says:

mashin mari

Kelli says:

Madam Mayhem or Kali Killjoy

amber bolinger says:

amber bolinger the bulldozer
jullian might kills

mymqz44 says:

Hellon Wheels

mymqz44 says:

MicHELL On Wheels…

mymqz44 says:

Cruz Controll

mymqz44 says:

Oprah Wincefree