Maybe we’ve just been drinking too much spiked eggnog over here at Beehive headquarters, but does this Christmas Tree Lane photo look especially … ahem … penisy to anyone else?
We should add that the elf who sent this photo was the vacationing Donald Munro, usually the moral compass around here. So if he’s seeing dirtiness at such a joyous place as Christmas Tree Lane … you know something’s not right.
SEMI-RELATED: Be on the lookout for a Raggedy Ann that got swiped from Christmas Tree Lane. Ragged Andy, once missing too, has been found. Buncha savages in this town!