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Win tickets to see comedian Jeff Dunham


UPDATE: Congrats to our winners Sarah and Ryan, who have both been e-mailed. Thanks for playing, everyone. Remember you can buy tickets here.

ORIGINAL POST: Comic/ventriloquist Jeff Dunham returns to Fresno on Saturday night for a show at Save Mart Center. Many people know Jeff Dunham from his Comedy Central show and his now-famous gang of puppets, such as Walter and Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Tickets to see Dunham cost $46.50 over at Ticketmaster. But a couple lucky Beehive readers will get to see Dunham and his puppets for free.

We’ve got two pairs of tickets to giveaway. All you have to do to enter is leave a comment below and tell us what you’d name your dummy if you were a ventriloquist. Deadline to enter is 10 a.m. Wednesday. We’ll pick two winners at random and notify them via e-mail, so please leave a real e-mail address. All the official rules are on the jump.

Only readers who submit a comment on this post are eligible. To be eligible, a commenter must not have won a prize on in the previous 30 days. Recipients will be notified by e-mail at the end of each giveaway period. No substitutions or transfer of winners/prizes. Prizes are not redeemable for cash. Some prizes may have due dates for redemption/use. Employees and immediate family of The Fresno Bee, and any/all of the participating giveaway sponsors, are not eligible to win. By accepting a giveaway, recipient consents to allow the use of his/her name and/or photograph for advertising or similar promotions without further compensation. Winner releases all sponsors of liability regarding use and enjoyment of the prizes. Tax liabilities and insurance, if any, are sole responsibility of the winner. No purchase necessary to win.

Responses to "Win tickets to see comedian Jeff Dunham"

C. Martinez says:

bubbleguts the milk man… lactose intolerance is my reasoning behind that. Lol

Nick Chandler says:

Mr. Fartsalot….ha ha ha I crack myself up.

Raul says:

I would name him dummy, because that’s what he is.

johnnymgl16 says:

I would name him guacamole, lol and of. Course he will be. Green :)

Allison C. says:

Rita Book

Pook says:

Goatse the Bear

Haley P. says:

I would name my dummy,The Vapid Queen Sasha. Yes, yes, very random indeed. :) Jeff Dunham RULES!!!

Claire L says:

Nacho Mama

Max says:

Howdy Doody


margaret says:

thumpy the shrimp

katbon says:

Mr. McGregor and he would look like my dog.

Sarah says:

Appletini, because…why not?

Brianna says:

How ’bout Smarty?

Tony blanco says:

Jeff Dunham rocks and I would love to see him here in Fresno!!!!

danraya says:

Ben Dover

moses.serrato says:


B. D. says:

Cloudy with a chance of man love. Cloudy for short.

M. Isaac says:

Sir PoopyPants

Robert Lutz says:

Rham Animal

CJL says:

Mr. Inappropriate

Bessngr says:

Queen No-Teetha (white trash crankster)

Arkayz says:


Johnsvang says:

This dude is funny.

wildpak says:

sometimes very funny other times not so much.

Jacob B. says:

I’d name him “Tiny”…and of course he would be almost as big as me!

Tony blanco says:

Dr Feelgood (a disco dressed kindda dummy)

christina f says:

her name would be Lady Hammertoe lol!!

Monica says:

I guess Id name my “buddy” Nosey Rosey….it was a nickname I earned in bootcamp…
Sounds fun…I hope no one else has already used it! LOL

jessie says:

i would name him stiffy

Vincent says:

Tooth Pick

Sqwazil says:

Slappy Sticks

Lili T. says:

Suzy Sawdust

Veronica says:

Lady Rehab the pop singer!

Ang says:

I would name her Mrs. Crabtree.

Ruth B says:

I would call her Flo the floosie

Momma Tammy says:

Darla. I wasnt sure so I asked my son he suggested it ans I like it. I would love to win tickets to see your show with my son. It would be an awesome Birthday gift since as of right now I cant work. Thank you and God Bless.

chuck suglian says:


Karen says:

She would be named Granny.

Stephen Covell says:

Cement head

Jeff Paxton says:

I would name my dummy I. Seymour Buttz

Jeff Paxton says:

Or I may name my dummy Madam Kamille-toe

Hector Perez says:


A big San Bernard face with tiny voice. that always complain of his name

Jeff Paxton says:

Instead of naming my dummy “Chester Forehead” I’d name him “Chester Onehead” because he’s so stupid.

Jeff Paxton says:

Maybe I’d name my dummy “Sir Laughselot”…

c.m.morris624 says:

I would name my puppet Mr. Snaggletooth Bunnyfoot McFlatulent, and it would be a big fat cat puppet.

Jeff Paxton says:

Maybe we should name the new dummy “Bobba Booey”

Jeff Paxton says:

Maybe we should name the new dummy “Fran-chest-ca” and make sure she is very well endowed…the jokes could be infinite…

Jeff Paxton says:

Howz about the name, “Johnny Blue Bawls” and just make him cry a lot…as in, “bawls”…come on that’s funny stuff. LOL

Ray Huebner says:

I try not to miss them (Jeff & all his children) when ever or where ever they show up!

Sal J. says:

Can I enter ON A STICK !

dale andrews says:

How do we enter for tickets

Mike Oz says:

Read the post you just commented on.

adrian says:

need a hippie character, who thinks he is still in the 60s and doesn’t remember his name and always talks about woodstock



Donna Rodriguez says:


dale andrews says:

How do we enter

Sarah says:

Sad part is he’ll probably win…

Rick says:

I am no dummy

Malyssa Gilliam says:

I would name my dummy Doofy after Scary Movie! haha

Pat Martinez says:

I would name “her” mami. Hispanic female talking about motherhood.

HarmsWayChad says:

I would have to name it Dale Andrews.

Nick says:

Dale Andrews

jon says:

Dale. I would be the poster on boards and blogs but knows not what I am typing on.

Gayle Faso says:

Lumber Jack

Jacob Wilson says:

Thank you for the AH-mazing oppurtunity FresnoBeeHive :D
I’m not able to go unless i win :\ so i hope my name gets drawn even tho chances are slim! I wanna see JD sooo bad!

Colleen says:

her name would be Patty

Dora says:

Would love to laugh all night.

Ryan says:

Barbara the Wacky Pole Dancer

Laura says:

I would call her Nelly!

Duane Lenhart says:

I would name my dummy Henry.

Pamela says:

I would name her Gidget! A talking white poodle with a heart name tag.

Patrick H. says:

His name would be Major Dick.
Because he’s a military man, and well his personality matches his name. Haha

Kimberly says:

I would name him Marvin. That was my daughters’ father’s name that passed away. He was hilarious and loved Jeff Dunham as do I.

Frank Chafe says:

I would call him Unfiltered Frank. He would say everything I want to but can’t in the real world.

charlie asher says:

love this guy and would love to see him live …

charlie asher says:

knock knock , would be my choice and the jokes unlimited ….

Chris says:

Phil McCrevise

Doreen A. Gomez says:

I would name him, Dayta B. Mouth Becasue he would be full of sooo much information.. Ask him about anything and he’ll tell you about it, even if he didn’t know what he was talking about. THANKS !! would love to see him in person.

Dianne Romine says:

How about knarley?

Chris says:

She’d definitely be Dirty Gertie!

Elizabeth Cline says:

Lady Elizabeth of the Valise

kendros says:

I’d name him Whoo Ping, ultra-violent martial artist.

LisaG says:

Old Mama

Karen says:

We love Jeff Dunham. We want tickets please win win whoot whoot!! He would be a dog dummy and I would name him Mr. Moosie Moo Moo after my good friend, you know who you are.

My dummy would be a rocker and her name would be Miss Moshalot, the Metal Queen of the San Joaquin.

Joshua Wells says:

This guy is too funny….i can only imagine what his show is like in person…Love this kind of funny….JSW

Jude says:

I’d name her Maddam Furrey. When she’s bad she’s really bad.

Crystal Bussell says:

Ramona the cat lady

Rosalinda says:

My daughter loves him !!!

Dalia says:

DMV and all the experiences that come with it

Arlene says:

I’d name the character oscar newscer

Shiloh B. says:

I’d name him Pigger.( he would be a pig of course!) He’d have a russian accent and be very crazy and say random stuff!