Win tickets to see comedian Jeff Dunham
UPDATE: Congrats to our winners Sarah and Ryan, who have both been e-mailed. Thanks for playing, everyone. Remember you can buy tickets here.
ORIGINAL POST: Comic/ventriloquist Jeff Dunham returns to Fresno on Saturday night for a show at Save Mart Center. Many people know Jeff Dunham from his Comedy Central show and his now-famous gang of puppets, such as Walter and Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Tickets to see Dunham cost $46.50 over at Ticketmaster. But a couple lucky Beehive readers will get to see Dunham and his puppets for free.
We’ve got two pairs of tickets to giveaway. All you have to do to enter is leave a comment below and tell us what you’d name your dummy if you were a ventriloquist. Deadline to enter is 10 a.m. Wednesday. We’ll pick two winners at random and notify them via e-mail, so please leave a real e-mail address. All the official rules are on the jump.
GIVEAWAY RULES
Only readers who submit a comment on this post are eligible. To be eligible, a commenter must not have won a prize on FresnoBeehive.com in the previous 30 days. Recipients will be notified by e-mail at the end of each giveaway period. No substitutions or transfer of winners/prizes. Prizes are not redeemable for cash. Some prizes may have due dates for redemption/use. Employees and immediate family of The Fresno Bee, fresnobee.com and any/all of the participating giveaway sponsors, are not eligible to win. By accepting a giveaway, recipient consents to allow the use of his/her name and/or photograph for advertising or similar promotions without further compensation. Winner releases all sponsors of liability regarding use and enjoyment of the prizes. Tax liabilities and insurance, if any, are sole responsibility of the winner. No purchase necessary to win.
Responses to "Win tickets to see comedian Jeff Dunham"
bubbleguts the milk man…..my lactose intolerance is my reasoning behind that. Lol
Mr. Fartsalot….ha ha ha I crack myself up.
I would name him dummy, because that’s what he is.
I would name him guacamole, lol and of. Course he will be. Green
Rita Book
Goatse the Bear
I would name my dummy,The Vapid Queen Sasha. Yes, yes, very random indeed.
Jeff Dunham RULES!!!
Nacho Mama
Howdy Doody
I WOULD NAME MY DUMMY I.P. FREELY
thumpy the shrimp
Mr. McGregor and he would look like my dog.
Appletini, because…why not?
How ’bout Smarty?
Jeff Dunham rocks and I would love to see him here in Fresno!!!!
Ben Dover
Core
Cloudy with a chance of man love. Cloudy for short.
Sir PoopyPants
Rham Animal
Mr. Inappropriate
Queen No-Teetha (white trash crankster)
Mark
This dude is funny.
sometimes very funny other times not so much.
I’d name him “Tiny”…and of course he would be almost as big as me!
Clovis.
Dr Feelgood (a disco dressed kindda dummy)
her name would be Lady Hammertoe lol!!
I guess Id name my “buddy” Nosey Rosey….it was a nickname I earned in bootcamp…
Sounds fun…I hope no one else has already used it! LOL
i would name him stiffy
Guppy
Tooth Pick
Spanky
Slappy Sticks
Twiggy
Suzy Sawdust
Lady Rehab the pop singer!
I would name her Mrs. Crabtree.
I would call her Flo the floosie
Darla. I wasnt sure so I asked my son he suggested it ans I like it. I would love to win tickets to see your show with my son. It would be an awesome Birthday gift since as of right now I cant work. Thank you and God Bless.
WILLY WONT
She would be named Granny.
Cement head
I would name my dummy I. Seymour Buttz
Or I may name my dummy Madam Kamille-toe
Kukito
A big San Bernard face with tiny voice. that always complain of his name
Instead of naming my dummy “Chester Forehead” I’d name him “Chester Onehead” because he’s so stupid.
Maybe I’d name my dummy “Sir Laughselot”…
I would name my puppet Mr. Snaggletooth Bunnyfoot McFlatulent, and it would be a big fat cat puppet.
Maybe we should name the new dummy “Bobba Booey”
Maybe we should name the new dummy “Fran-chest-ca” and make sure she is very well endowed…the jokes could be infinite…
Howz about the name, “Johnny Blue Bawls” and just make him cry a lot…as in, “bawls”…come on that’s funny stuff. LOL
I try not to miss them (Jeff & all his children) when ever or where ever they show up!
Can I enter ON A STICK !
How do we enter for tickets
Read the post you just commented on.
need a hippie character, who thinks he is still in the 60s and doesn’t remember his name and always talks about woodstock
I WOULD NAME MY DUMMY…RICO…CAUSE I WOULD DRESS HIM LIKE A PUERTO RICO…HOPE U LIKE THANKS…
Jeffrey
How do we enter
Sad part is he’ll probably win…
I am no dummy
I would name my dummy Doofy after Scary Movie! haha
I would name “her” mami. Hispanic female talking about motherhood.
I would have to name it Dale Andrews.
Dale Andrews
Dale. I would be the poster on boards and blogs but knows not what I am typing on.
Lumber Jack
Thank you for the AH-mazing oppurtunity FresnoBeeHive
I’m not able to go unless i win :\ so i hope my name gets drawn even tho chances are slim! I wanna see JD sooo bad!
her name would be Patty
Would love to laugh all night.
Barbara the Wacky Pole Dancer
I would call her Nelly!
I would name my dummy Henry.
I would name her Gidget! A talking white poodle with a heart name tag.
His name would be Major Dick.
Because he’s a military man, and well his personality matches his name. Haha
I would name him Marvin. That was my daughters’ father’s name that passed away. He was hilarious and loved Jeff Dunham as do I.
I would call him Unfiltered Frank. He would say everything I want to but can’t in the real world.
love this guy and would love to see him live …
knock knock , would be my choice and the jokes unlimited ….
Phil McCrevise
I would name him, Dayta B. Mouth Becasue he would be full of sooo much information.. Ask him about anything and he’ll tell you about it, even if he didn’t know what he was talking about. THANKS !! would love to see him in person.
How about knarley?
She’d definitely be Dirty Gertie!
Lady Elizabeth of the Valise
I’d name him Whoo Ping, ultra-violent martial artist.
Old Mama
We love Jeff Dunham. We want tickets please win win whoot whoot!! He would be a dog dummy and I would name him Mr. Moosie Moo Moo after my good friend, you know who you are.
My dummy would be a rocker and her name would be Miss Moshalot, the Metal Queen of the San Joaquin.
This guy is too funny….i can only imagine what his show is like in person…Love this kind of funny….JSW
I’d name her Maddam Furrey. When she’s bad she’s really bad.
Ramona the cat lady
My daughter loves him !!!
DMV and all the experiences that come with it
I’d name the character oscar newscer
I’d name him Pigger.( he would be a pig of course!) He’d have a russian accent and be very crazy and say random stuff!