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Win tickets to see Rob Zombie in concert

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UPDATE: Congrats to our winner, Gabrielle. Thanks for all who participated.

ORIGINAL POST: Metal icon Rob Zombie brings his current tour to the Crest Theatre on Friday night.

Zombie — known from his band White Zombie, his successful solo career and his devotion to horror movies — has already proven a hot ticket. Lucky for you, we’ve got a chance to get in for free.

One fortunate Beehive reader will score a pair of tickets — they normally cost $41.50 and are available at Valentino’s or online at tgptix.com. To enter, leave a comment and fill in the blank: “If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would ________.”

Deadline to enter is 9 a.m. Thursday. We’ll pick one winner at random and notify him/her via e-mail, so please leave a real address and please check it. No multiple entries, please. You’re ineligible if you’ve won something in the past 30 days. Full rules below.

GIVEAWAY RULES
Only readers who submit a comment on this post are eligible. One winner will be picked at random. To be eligible, a commenter must not have won a prize on FresnoBeehive.com in the previous 30 days. Recipients will be notified by e-mail at the end of each giveaway period. No substitutions or transfer of winners/prizes. Prizes are not redeemable for cash. Some prizes may have due dates for redemption/use. Employees and immediate family of The Fresno Bee, fresnobee.com and any/all of the participating giveaway sponsors, are not eligible to win. By accepting a giveaway, recipient consents to allow the use of his/her name and/or photograph for advertising or similar promotions without further compensation. Winner releases all sponsors of liability regarding use and enjoyment of the prizes. Tax liabilities and insurance, if any, are sole responsibility of the winner. No purchase necessary to win.

Responses to "Win tickets to see Rob Zombie in concert"

Gabrielle says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would look around to see if there were more. Stay calm, panicking only draws attention! I wouldn’t try to kill it; staying away from them is survival. I’d head to the nearest store and buy (steal? :D ) all the water I could. Bust that EBT card like crazy. Run to Home Depot, take all the boards, start building a badass fort.

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would curse myself for not getting my ZPK-V (Zombie Preparedness Kit-Van) ready. I would haul ass back home to get my attic fortified and try to wait out the panic with my stash of bugles and dr pepper..

Wait, maybe I shouldn’t mention that, would hate to get attacked by Dr Pepper addicted looters…

Chris says:

If I saw Rob Zombie in downtown Fresno I would take him for tacos then come over for a horror flick marathon.

Janice Martinez says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would do the mash, the monster mash.

Lucy says:

If I saw a Zombie in Downtown Fresno I would tell my girlfriend “See! Playing all those Zombie video games was not a waste of time!�

Nikki says:

If I saw Rob Zombie in downtown Fresno I’d probably $hit myself before asking him to sign all the movies I have of his!! :)

Wienzer says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I’d like to say that I would apply the knowledge I picked by reading the zombie survival guide and countless movies, or even that I would head to one of the abandoned buildings near the Chuck and start barricading and getting my safe house ready but that’s not what I would actually do. If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I’d probably run leaving a trail of urine behind me.

JamesMichael says:

If I saw Rob Zombie in downtown Fresno I would crap my pants with joy . Wanted to grab tix but the pregnant wife ( aka “dream crusher” ) pulled the veto card.

Peter says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would wonder why Charlie sheen was in town.

Matt Hackney says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would grab my camera and 5 of my friends and start working in a Night of The Living Dead Swede for the fall Swedefest.

Scill says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown fresno I would give it some change, it’s probably homeless.

Pedro says:

Great to see Rob Zombie coming to Fresno.
“If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would remember my training from videos and movies, so first things first, secure all of the twinkies.”

if i saw Rob Zombie in downtown Fresno i would grab his hand and stroll tru the mall then he could see Fresno is rock n

Tom Tetrault says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I’d herd it to Beckie Tetraults house to steel her Dr Pepper and Bugles.

Narsty says:

If I saw a zombie in Downtown Fresno I would say, Babylon Club is that way!

Kathy says:

If I saw a zombie in Downtown Fresno I would join him and start dancing Thriller! And immediately run while sh*tting my pants.

Tiffany says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would have a sudden urge to drive a large suv, carry a shot gun, take an adventure trip to an amusement park and experience a driving need for a Twinky.

PreciousJabber says:

pee.

Jennifer says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would stop, get out the car and when I realized the danger- I would run off into a dark alley, break one of my high heels,… fall down,… then get up and run to hide in a creepy old cemetery.

erica says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would fill in the blank.

mdub420 says:

I hope all you Satan worshippers die.

genpop says:

if i saw a zombie downtown i … wouldnt be at all suprised , i see zombies downtown all the time. (addiction is a powerful beast.)

George says:

If I saw a zombie in down town fresno I would catch it and take to my labitory and do some atopsy to figure out what cause the hunger and also try to domesticate it

Ashley S. says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno, I would expect to see Mike Oz getting after it with a knife and fork.

Eloise says:

If I saw a Zombie in Downtown Fresno, I would take a pic and RUN.

Steve says:

If I saw a Zombie in Fresno, I would Fight it and call the BEE

katie says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown, I would probably do nothing. I work in downtown and it honestly would not surprise me with all that I do see. Now if I saw Rob Zombie in downtown, I would turn into a screaming teenage Beatles fan. He is so hot!

Roy says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno, I would wonder what a republican was doing so far south…

Stephen Luna says:

If i saw a zombie in downtown fresno, i would know that my training would finally pay off. For i am a highly trained zombie assassin thats has worked towards defeating the inevitable zombie apocalypse. My awesome nun-chuck skills will devour all zombies that stand before me, and because of me and my awesomeness, the human race will survive!

Sylvia says:

If I saw a zombie downtown, I would take him to Sushi Hana for lunch. Everyone knows you can’t live on human flesh alone…time the brother broadened his palate. Then, it’s off to Starbucks next door for a triple venti soy latte, ‘cause nothing says tired zombie like a dragging left foot. With a full belly and a kick in his step, Mr. Zombie’s off to La Vogue in the Tower for a haircut. If you’re gonna rock the dread locks, then you gotta commit; otherwise, it’s just dirty zombie hair, and that’s no bueno. My girl Dawn at La Vogue could give him a little Twilight treatment: take the front up a few floors while duck-tailing the sides (guy liner optional). Lastly, it’s off to Valentino’s for some righteous rags: a pair of chinos, wingtips, and a bowling shirt that says “dead sexyâ€� on the back. Who’s gonna be beating off whom now, eh? But back off ladies, ‘cause me and Robbie Redux would definitely end up at my place, where I’d personally show him how we raise the dead here in Fresno.

Julie says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno, I would ask it to marry me!

Stella Estrada says:

WOULD LOVE TO SEE ROB ZOMBIE THIS FRIDAY! THIS WOULD BE A GREAT 14TH BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY SON. WE LOVE ROB!!! HE KICKS AZZ!!!

Jessica says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would remove the head or destroy the brain. Duh.
But only after I let him chow down on @JamesMichael since his comment has already proved he does not have a soul.

Ryan says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would swag it out.

Christy says:

If I saw Rob Zombie in downtown Fresno I most likely nod and say hello as I walked by and not even notice it was him.

Jskrilla6 says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would, give him a mint and some chapstick, cause zombies are dry as hell!

Wayne Stonecipher says:

Ask him to participate in a Thriller Flash Mob.

SarahKate says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would change into a sexy red dress and combat boots a la Milla Jovovich.

wienzer says:

oh god I hope you win

Jane says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno, I would not be surprised at all….I’ve been to various events at night in downtown and like they say…”the freaks come out at nights!”

billy pilgrim says:

If I saw a zombie downtown, I would kill myself with a grenade and respawn in clovis

KittyCyborg says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Frenso I would grab my health kit, grab all the gas cans, turn on the lights, get my adrenaline shots and my molotovs, and start the concert.

TAAAAAAAANK!

jq says:

If I saw a zombie I would run….what else?

Lunch says:

I lost my virginity listening to Rob Zombie. There just are not enough metal chicks around these days.

Juxtapose says:

I would give the zombie some tacos from La Elegante helping it come to the conclusion that Tacos > Brains.

DRP says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would see how it takes a dropkick!

Danny P says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would run to the amtrack station and get it hit on the tracks.

Mize says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would…walk away because they would probably ask me for change : )

Mark A says:

Hook it up.

Anthony Bagdasarian says:

“If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would drive all the way from San Diego.

Jonny says:

If I saw a Zomnbie downtown I would double tap him…on the shoulder and ask him for the time

Nick says:

If I saw a zombie in downtown Fresno I would investigate to see if it was Bill Murray pretending to be a zombie.

Bino Escobar says:

When they approach me, it sounds like they are saying “chaaange, chaaange”. I thought it was suppose to be “braaains, braaains”. I know i’m past the deadline, no pun intended, but I felt like being harsh.