Dear Southwest Airlines:
I, much like the rest of the world, have followed your public spat with director Kevin Smith. Since it’s Fat Tuesday, and I’m also a fat guy, I have the perfect way for you to make amends. Embrace FAT.
And by that, I mean come here to Fresno and start service out of the Fresno Air Terminal — a.k.a. FAT. Fresno has wanted you here for a long time now. Great way to show you have nothing against the FAT, right?
I’m sure you’d get some hilarious publicity out of it too.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE BEEHIVE
- FYI, our airport is looking kinda FAT