We know there’s probably a good explanation about what happened to the V in River Park sign, but we’re actually more interested in ridiculous guesses.
We Beehivers have our own. Add yours in the comments.
HEATHER: Kirk Vartanian stole it to create a custom neck chain.
MIKE OZ: Displaced and bitter Johnny Rockets employees stole it. Because you can’t spell revenge without a big ol’ V in the middle.
KATHY: Pat Hill thought the Bulldogs needed a bigger V for inspiration.
DONALD: Pat Sajak ran out of letters for “Wheel of Fortune.” Don’t believe me? Go to Craigs List. He’s buying vowels for 200 bucks a pop.
JOAN: Someone stole it to sell at the Great California Garage Sale. Autographed by the Governator, of course.
[photo by Darrell Wong of The Fresno Bee / props to Bryan Harley for tipping us on this]