The Beehive helps you find a job
Don’t say we never did anything for you, loyal readers. Today, we’re helping those of you who are either unemployed or looking for a second job. We’ve found a few cool jobs in Fresno that might be worth getting your resumé ready.
1. Do you have experience making tacos? Want to work at one of the wildest places in town? Chris Meat Market is looking for help.
2. Spotted on Craigslist. To many people, this might be the best job in the world. (Thanks to Michelle for bringing it to our attention).
3. Also spotted on Craiglist. Who knew there was a market for celebrity lookalikes in Fresno? I say go for this one — they can’t be that particular, look at Marilyn and Batgirl.
Good luck, and let us know if you need Donald to write you a recommendation letter or if want to use me as a reference. Heather is also available to tell you how much you suck, in order to ease the rejection of not getting the Golddiggers gig.
Responses to "The Beehive helps you find a job"
is that hacksaw jim duggan?
Thanks for the tips. I think I’m going to give Batgirl a run for her money.
Dang.. I thought everyone recognized the almighty Chuck Norris…
Dibs on Urkel.
You’re silly.
my first thought, “hacksaw jim duggan.”
then, i realize, “nah, that’s chuck norris. a swollen chuck norris.”
dibs ON DJ
Am I? I think I look more like Urkel than that guy. Could be because I’m wearing suspenders and the waist of my pants is sitting just below my boobs, though.
I thought you were joking at the non-Kanye (or Nonye) by calling him Urkel.
HAHAHA I JUST SAW THAT LOOKALIKE AD ON CRAIGSLIST AND I WAS LIKE WTTFFFFFF
those are the worst lookalikes ever!!! but nice chuck norris in the background!
Oh, Urkel. I thought he was Kanye.
Also, how hard is it to play “Cherry Pie” and say “BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHHERECOMESDAKOOOTTTAAAA”
Dood! I totally thought that was Urkel, too! LULZ!
Ha. It’s not supposed to be Urkel?
Crap. Now I’m going to get AN ALL CAPS ANGRY RESPONSE FROM KANYE!!!111!!!
Man, I’d make a waaaaay better Marilyn and my skin is about 10 shades darker! Someone help that girl with her wig!!
Um. that’s Urkel.
Kanye will be pissed that people thought it was supposed to be him. Look at the pantlegs
No comments on the Captain Jack Sparrow? I think he looks pretty good!
The DJ show at Golddiggers would be so easy…I’ll just play “Gimme More” on a continuous loop.