Don’t say we never did anything for you, loyal readers. Today, we’re helping those of you who are either unemployed or looking for a second job. We’ve found a few cool jobs in Fresno that might be worth getting your resumÃ© ready.
1. Do you have experience making tacos? Want to work at one of the wildest places in town? Chris Meat Market is looking for help.
2. Spotted on Craigslist. To many people, this might be the best job in the world. (Thanks to Michelle for bringing it to our attention).
3. Also spotted on Craiglist. Who knew there was a market for celebrity lookalikes in Fresno? I say go for this one — they can’t be that particular, look at Marilyn and Batgirl.
Good luck, and let us know if you need Donald to write you a recommendation letter or if want to use me as a reference. Heather is also available to tell you how much you suck, in order to ease the rejection of not getting the Golddiggers gig.