Pos-T-Vac: Raising the bar for male enhancement
Move over, Enzyte … Pos-T-Vac has firmly grabbed the top spot for awkward penis commercials. Have you seen this? I promise it’s worth the two minutes of your life:
Let’s ponder the following:
- Guy laying underneath woman on the tire swing and turning her around. Hmmmm.
- “Gentle suction.”
- Ringing endorsements from Guy Who Looks Like Stephen King, Guy Who Has Tried Everything and If You Have a Brain in Your Head Guy.
- Company president who shares a name with a local blogger.
- Putting a vacuum near your junk.
Responses to "Pos-T-Vac: Raising the bar for male enhancement"
Wow…
My favorite part: “95% Effective. Guaranteed!” It works most of the time, every time!
“Why take the best part of life out of your life when you can have life with Pos-T-Vac?”
If the porno music playing during the ad doesn’t get you in the mood, pos-t-vac will, maybe.
i just want to say that i in no way need that product, even if the president of the company has the same name.
damn you mike oz. now i must leave an angry phone message or write you a strongly worded letter.
Are women not supposed to comment on these types of things? No one is more disturbed that the “feminine” commercials out there, so I’m going to…
1st – NICE
2nd – Do these commercials actually convince guys to buy? (I mean, it must or they wouldn’t do it, but…) Clearly these “consumers” have blacked out at 1:08 – cuz if I were to take one look at the “Be all you can be” guy, I’d be changing the channel!!
3rd – Did you start out this post by saying “Firmly Grabbed” ?? HA HA HA!
Yes, yes I did — and thank you for noticing
nothing but cheaters out there in the real world. girls getting fake boobs, and guys paying money for fake erections. what ever happened to natural love?
I dont know…I’m still diggin the whole “Chubby Santa” version that EnZyte does!
My thoughts:
–So now we have DulcoLax, FloMax, and SuckittotheMax. I’d say for guys, it’s as easy as #1, #2 AND #3 !
–Is there EVER an E.D. commercial WITHOUT a tire swing, a train in a tunnel or dual tubs on the edge of a cliff?
–This spot concerns me only because of the dog making a threesome
–Just some long overdue props to Cialis, the Title Sponsor of the Pro Golf Tour: It has straightened out my putter.
I know I’m slow but I don’t get the significance of “Pos-T-Vac.” Does “Pos-T” mean something I just don’t understand? I get the “Vac” part.
Also, I love how much more ghetto this commercial appears because of the sounds made by you recording it while standing in front of your TV. Unintentional genius.
The best part is when the bald guy says:
“If you have a brain in your head, dial this 800 number. Why would you take the best part of life, out of your life, when you can have life, in your life?”
Hahahahahaha – that gets me every time I see it!