This was too late for our Guide to St. Patrick’s Day — but look at this thing for a second, would ya? Just look at it.
What do (1) A woman covered in leaves, (2) A wet T-shirt contest and (3) madori [sic] sours have to do with St. Patrick’s Day?
Furthermore, who the f*%# cares about a neon green bracelet? Is your audience a bunch of 3-year-olds?