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I Hate You, Mike Oz: Vol. 2

Since that voicemail last week was such a hit, I’m bringing back “I Hate You, Mike Oz” for a second go-around. This time it’s not a voicemail, but rather a huffy and puffy, caps lock MySpace message from a local promoter guy who doesn’t care for my Worst Flier of the Week feature.

I’m not gonna call out dude’s name — but let’s just say he’s so unoriginal that he takes his moniker from a famous rapper.

WHO THE F#%* ARE U NOBODY CARES WHAT U HAVE TO SAY …HOW ABOUT HATER OF THE WEEK HEADLINING U..LAST TIME I CHECKED LETS SEE, 300-350 PAID AT $10= $3500 CASH FOR ONE NITE = $14,000 A MONTH… I DO TWO NIGHTS,LOL,, HOWS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT LOOKING????? AND THATS NOT MY DAY JOB BUDDY

If you’re wondering, here’s what dude has going on tomorrow night:

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He also has something to do with this

Responses to "I Hate You, Mike Oz: Vol. 2"

MsJoey says:

OOOOHHH a raffle for a cheap bottle of Patron!

You totally got to him, Mike! Great job pissing him off.

Mike Oz: 1
Loser guy: 0

and by the way, I have a hard time believing 300-350 people, dragged themselves away from the “Grown and Sexy” party to go to this train-wreck of an event.

Oh, and one more burning question, who exactly envy’s?

@MikeOz
Time to bring back the blogfather moniker…put homie on blast. Nice…

Beth Bridges says:

Yeah, no one cares what you have to say…

Oh, except for all your followers on Twitter. But other than that, no one!

Oh, except for all the Fresno Bee readers. No one else!!

Oh, except for all the readers of the Beehive….

Other than THAT …

floydy says:

calm down dj irene.

mdub420 says:

aahh yes, when one can’t defend himself, that one quickly has to pull out the “how much money you got” card.

and of course the guy has to confuse hating with critiquing.

i hope he enjoys all the money and hoes because most of these promoters are flash in the pans. come today, gone tomorrow.

damn, i guess my above comment is hating. i need to work on that.

Buddy. Lol.

This guy sounds like a candidate for Tool Academy.

Heather says:

Ooh, is it Kanye West? THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SH*T!!

This guy should be thanking you for the extra promotion. Not only does he get free press in the WFOTW post, but also Post No Bills, and now this post devoted solely to him.

S Carter: the words you’re looking for are “Thank you, Mike Oz.”

brodiemash says:

For some reason, this scene came into my head after reading that.

“Smoke ‘em”

DLR says:

guy sounds pimp to me.

AntiMusick says:

I like Mike much better now than years ago… he’s really matured and I think he does try his hardest to help get information about local events out it’s much better with him now than who ever if anyone did it before him at the Bee.

joe says:

$14,000 a month should get you a decent graphic designer.

chris says:

Katt Williams has a lesson for both of these cats.

We need haters. I know I do. So if you don’t have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me.

Jamie says:

Anyone check the dude’s math? I think he secretly works for the state of California.

DMK says:

Hey Mike you really want to piss the guy off, see if he’s claiming on the cash to the IRS…

Josh B. says:

If that guy hates you so much, why does he bother to be your friend on myspace? What a tool.

MsJoey says:

Anti-Musick: you always seem to have some weird back-handed compliment on the ready for any occasion!

Layne says:

@DMK – The IRS doesn’t tax pretend earnings. I checked.

Tweed says:

@ Jamie: I noticed that too…3500×2=14000 (?)


And regarding the moniker, you’d think that a ‘young entrepreneur’ would want to avoid using the same name as someone best known for a violent crime

(up next, Ike Turner Promotions…featuring all the fine ho, er, hostesses)

Tweed says:

I’d like to retract a portion of my last comment…I had looked up “You Envy Presents” as opposed to “S Carter”…and found that the You Envy dude uses an equally original moniker.

the jon says:

U JUST GAVE ME FREE ADVERTSIN f&@% U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dave says:

this dude cant even spell right

Ive seen some of the cars these promoters drive and it dont look like they make much money to me

and yes they have apartments in the ghettoe………… or shall I say crib

and they shop at ross

pk says:

‘….shop at ross’ rotflmaf, priceless!

dave says:

pk? as in playhouse?

seriously I saw one of these weenies at ross

“brand name clothing for less”

Mike Oz says:

pretty sure it’s not PK from PK’s Playhouse. That’s another guy who hates me.

Mr. Incognito says:

Mr. Incognito – (Holding flier in hand, turns to group of friends behind him) “Yo check this ish out”!

Is this dude a promoter, a college student, and a fraternity guy? For being so rich, the prize being offered is so Costco like…

Don’t make us shut junk down man!

Cristobal says:

“HOW ABOUT HATER OF THE WEEK HEADLINING U”

That was actually a little amusing.

Renee N says:

hahahahahaha!!! This is priceless! Way to go Mike!

Jhak says:

Special K, what a douche

Tweed says:

Anyone want to join me at Habanos tonight to check out some live music? We can watch across the parking lot as 350 people roll up to Salsas…

pk says:

Was searching for the crazy “Raquel” link….and saw this…
@mike oz….this pk does not hate on you….
congrats on the 40 under 40 honors…..
gotta keep the love goin’ for the newspapers!
….wonder why I am hungry for some tacos!
peace.