Bee photographer Craig Kohlruss took this photo of Jeremy Shipman, principal of Terronez Middle School in southeast Fresno. The photo caption reads: “He paraded in front of the whole school Monday wearing a Scottish kilt, making good on his promise to students to wear a dress as motivation for scholarship fundraising.”
Excuse me while the Scot in me (which is a lot) puffs up to “Braveheart” proportions, then gives a raging war cry. A kilt is NOT a dress. This principal needs to try again. Preferably while wearing heels.