Out of work? Soon to be? Well, you know what they say: you gotta spend a little to make a little. So, if you're in the market for a new tie, why not consider one with a dual purpose?

Introducing The iTie, priced $35-$55 for most designs, and "made from the highest quality 100% pure silk."

• Bored at the new job that you care nothing about because you are in "career transition"?
• Waiting in line at the unemployment office but still want to pretend you care enough about your appearance?
• Or maybe you just want to impress the ladies with your fascination with all accessories loosely related to Apple products?

Why, just slip the old iPod into the neatly designed iTie pouch, and rock out.

This may seem like a joke that's too good to be true, but it's a real product. Don't believe me?

• Read the blog.
• Or ... become a fan of the Facebook Page.

Previously on The Beehive:
Hoveround / Slap Chop / Goatee Saver / Slanket

[Disclosure: I played little league baseball with the crazy guy who invented this thing, and I've been sitting on this blog entry for months.]