Jon minus Kate, sharing 8?
Normally stuff I read on Perez Hilton is not my blogging turf, but this is too good. It appears that the marriage vows of Jon and Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" might be in a little danger. According to Perez:
In Touch Weekly is reporting that Jon is spending increasing amounts of time in Huntingdon, Pa., near where his mom lives, three hours away from the home he shares with Kate and their eight children.And, on February 6th, Jon showed up to a Juniata College house party.
I have two words: about time! Some people might be like "Dang, Mike Oz, that's cold. There's a bunch of kids involved." Well Kate is a world-class b + itch. Those kids are going to be screwed up from Kate being their mom whether or not she's married to Jon.
You know how Jon and Kate recently renewed their vows and the commercial about it ran every 15 minutes on TLC? Well, every time I saw it, I was like "No, Jon, don't do it! It's not a good idea." True story. It's about time homeboy started to realize his wife is nutzo.
A little reader involvement: Give us your best re-naming of the show? A Twitter friend said "(john and kate + 8) / 2." Top it!
Comments:
If he becomes a deadbeat dad: "Kate + 8 = John can Date"
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at March 6, 2009 1:00 PM
If he becomes a deadbeat dad then he's just a jerk. If he really was at a college house party then he's just another thirty-something balding guy who's trying to relive his lost youth while ignoring his responsibilities. Get a clue dudes the college girls only look at you because you buy them free drinks.
Posted by: Candy at March 6, 2009 1:16 PM
Sorry, I don't have a clever new name for the show, I just hope for Kate's sake this prompts her to change that whacka*s hairstyle of hers.
Speaking of bad hair, do you think she made John get those bad hairplugs?
Posted by: The Fresnan at March 6, 2009 1:34 PM
Mike,
My wife really likes the show - she'll be crushed if its true..
I'm putting a link to your article up on our website.
Take care..
Ken..
Posted by: Ken at March 6, 2009 1:39 PM
John minus Kate = Great, and some kids
John is a DILF. Esp after the hair plugs or whatever helped his baldness.
Posted by: Michelle Renee at March 6, 2009 2:16 PM
That woman annoys the hell out of me. I saw a commercial about the family adopting two German Shepherd puppies and I said to myself "those are going to be some effed up dogs." Poor doggies.
Posted by: Jamie at March 6, 2009 2:41 PM
Did you see the episode where Kate has the tummy tuck surgery, and she and Jon get some much-needed alone time?
They got along, and Kate lost quite a bit of her bitchyness (along with her stomach jowls).
I know she comes across as queen biznatch on the show, but Jeebus people...she has EIGHT little children. Folks who watch seem to think Jon is home a bunch, but that's just what they shoot. Jon works 40-50 hours a week, so it's Kate+8 most of the time. That will drive anyone scooby bananas.
On a side note, if anyone saw the tummy tuck episode, you know just how yucky Kate's mid-section was after it was stretched to high heaven carrying 6 kids. Now someone is offering the Octomom a million bucks to do porn.
If Kate's tummy looked that bad, I do NOT, repeat, do NOTNOTNOT want to see the Octomom in any state of nudity whatsoever. A million bucks? Eh, she might as well take it...she needs the money, and we're all tired of her living off the dole and then having 8 more kids.
But I'm giving Kate a bit of a break here...and hope Jon doesn't leave. She needs him and his laid-back style.
Posted by: Stephen at March 6, 2009 3:28 PM
Jon a DILF??! Holy cr@p! If looking like you have a mild case of Downes Syndrome and wearing birkestocks launches you into DILF status, I need to re-evaluate myself.
Posted by: The Suppressors at March 6, 2009 4:31 PM
nothing wrong with Jon going to a college house party. I say good for him. i wish i had the balls he has. I can't even go down the street to get a 6 pack without being questioned why it took so long.
Posted by: mdub420 at March 6, 2009 6:07 PM
He really was at that college. Friends of mine were telling me the story the day after it happened. It was hard to believe but true. I don't know if they are splitting but he was drunk and telling college girls things like "i might be getting a divorce."
Posted by: thisistrue at March 6, 2009 7:22 PM
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