March 5, 2009

arrow How long would it take you to make A-Rod's annual salary?

So New York Yankee, cheater and whore contract-to-the-highest-bidder ballplayer Alex Rodriguez made $28 million last season ...

A-Rod calculator

Click here to find out how many years you would have to work to make what our favorite steroid user gets in one year. I'll give you a hint about my income: 700 years. Let's put it this way, he makes my salary in about 3/4 of one at-bat.

[Thanks, Joe]

10:15 AM | | Comments (3)



Comments:

Basing it on a good year for a tattoo artist, all A rod has to do is have .82 at bats, .25 hits, and .06 home runs. Dang. he barely has to do anything to make what I make.

Whereas I would have to work 622.22 years to make his salary.

Guess I'm going to need some 'roids, and a big time agent.

Posted by: Chris at March 5, 2009 10:23 AM

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@chris: yes, apparently that's the way to get ahead.

you know, in these economic times, it's not like a-rod needed another reason for people to hate him. (glad i can help.)

Posted by: will at March 5, 2009 10:29 AM

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he makes my salary in just over 1/2 an at bat. gawd i'm glad my wife has a good job otherwise i would be able to purchase my p.e.d.'s

Posted by: ed at March 5, 2009 11:20 AM

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