How long would it take you to make A-Rod's annual salary?
So New York Yankee, cheater and whore contract-to-the-highest-bidder ballplayer Alex Rodriguez made $28 million last season ...
Click here to find out how many years you would have to work to make what our favorite steroid user gets in one year. I'll give you a hint about my income: 700 years. Let's put it this way, he makes my salary in about 3/4 of one at-bat.
[Thanks, Joe]



Comments:
Basing it on a good year for a tattoo artist, all A rod has to do is have .82 at bats, .25 hits, and .06 home runs. Dang. he barely has to do anything to make what I make.
Whereas I would have to work 622.22 years to make his salary.
Guess I'm going to need some 'roids, and a big time agent.
Posted by: Chris at March 5, 2009 10:23 AM
@chris: yes, apparently that's the way to get ahead.
you know, in these economic times, it's not like a-rod needed another reason for people to hate him. (glad i can help.)
Posted by: will at March 5, 2009 10:29 AM
he makes my salary in just over 1/2 an at bat. gawd i'm glad my wife has a good job otherwise i would be able to purchase my p.e.d.'s
Posted by: ed at March 5, 2009 11:20 AM
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