Denny's breakfast menu inspires the greatest song ever
Wondering what to have for breakfast? Try God's word.
But if you're still feeling peckish, the following video is chock full of other, less holy ideas, with a heaping handful of awesomeness thrown in for good measure.
I've said it so many times before, but this time I really mean it: God bless the Internet.
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No mo' bacon? What? This guy is crazy. I might be sent to the land down under for saying this, but if God calls me home, and I didn't get to taste that sweet bacon-y flavor one last time, me and him are gonna have some words.
Like: "Does my kingdom here have any bacon in the fridge?"
Even that lady is looking at him kind of strange. And maybe she should lay off the opiates before the service...
Posted by: Chris at March 4, 2009 11:17 AM
No mo' pork chops?! Breakfast FAIL!
Posted by: brodiemash at March 4, 2009 11:39 AM
Truth in advertising:
SHE DONE ET IT ALL!!
Posted by: Chase Sanborn at March 4, 2009 11:50 AM
At a loss...this was just too fresh for words...
Take it in. All I can do it take it in...and listen/watch one more time.
By looking at that dude's teeth, he might be listing things he will soon be unable to eat due to his teeth rotting away...
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at March 4, 2009 12:25 PM
@Chase Sanborn: I was thinking the same thing. Someone is clearly not following her own advice.
@Travis: I've watched it a couple of times now, and I am so happy to have the song firmly implanted in my brain, so much so that I was singing it while preparing my own breakfast this morning.
For the record, I went with "No mo' oatmeal" and "No mo' mixed fruit," though I was craving "No mo' bacon."
Posted by: Heather at March 4, 2009 12:30 PM
Okay, I seriously watched the whole thing, and canNOT get it out of my head.
Anyone catch the "Darwin" drum sets?
I laughed so hard...and if I'm going to heaven, there better be pancakes and beef stew!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Ms. V at March 4, 2009 2:01 PM
@Ms. V: HILARIOUS. I saw the drums and didn't make a connection. Nicely done.
Posted by: Heather at March 4, 2009 2:03 PM
Did I see a picture of Brenda Walsh and Dylan McKay at 2:50? Please tell me I did.
Posted by: Mike Oz at March 4, 2009 2:11 PM
@Mike Oz: Unverified. Still, why the hell not? This video is the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Heather at March 4, 2009 2:16 PM
I think that lady ate every thing (Lucky Charms, rice crispies, donuts, & apple pie) in sight and is seconds away from falling into a deep diabetic coma. WOW. I keep staring at her face - it's CRAZY!!!
Who has soda and rice crispy treats for breakfast? OK, actually I had chocolate donettes and a red bull, so I'll be quiet now. Well, I didn't write a song about it or relate it to the rapture or Jesus so a little different I suppose.
hahahahahaha
Posted by: Marisa at March 4, 2009 2:27 PM
I could have easily listened for an additional 5:16...Why stop when there are so many more choices to "sing" about?
Posted by: jayparks at March 4, 2009 2:28 PM
I dont know what to say... was this a dare? crazy!!!
Posted by: Jason Farris at March 4, 2009 5:00 PM
@Jason Farris: How dare you, sir. This is God's word!
Posted by: Heather at March 4, 2009 5:07 PM
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