Worst Flier of the Week Vol. 9
OK, so honestly, I wasn't even going to do Worst Flier of the Week this week. I was gonna give all the crappy promoters with the wack fliers a week off. Then somebody sent me something.
It's below. I have no words.
I give you no choices this week. No chance to vote. I just give you this, the Worst Flier of the Week:
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Comments:
LOL!! these Kunts love to have their birthdays promoted. "it's my B-day haaaayyyyyy"
Posted by: mdub420 at February 20, 2009 4:28 PM
You are right. There are NO words.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
ASPECT.
requires me to be hospitalized.
OMG
@oneheavenlyhart
Posted by: Marisa at February 20, 2009 4:30 PM
There doesn't appear to be a location listed. Are you sure someone's not messing with you, Mike Oz?
Posted by: Heather at February 20, 2009 4:31 PM
Um is the word after $3 what I think it is?
Seriously I think we have a contender of Worst Flier of the Year if not Decade here. Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Posted by: Michael at February 20, 2009 4:33 PM
I picture the "designer" sending this off to the promoter with a note saying, "You know, I think "kunts" is spelled with a 'C'. Want me to change it? The reply comes back - "No, no. We want it that way. It's kooler. Can you add some more black crayon scribbles in the background and then we're good to go. Have Kinko's print 200 copies. I'll get you your 5 drink tickets tomorrow night. Thanks."
Posted by: Bart Lee at February 20, 2009 4:35 PM
@Heather: I'm guessing that it's a house party and you just call and get directions. Even if somebody is messing with me, it's quite heinous.
Posted by: Mike Oz at February 20, 2009 4:40 PM
...yah, it is the word that you think it is.
beyond that?
It's misspelled.
I sooo, hope this is a joke. (This thing is awful on so many levels, even if it is.)
Posted by: wet towel at February 20, 2009 4:41 PM
Epic.
Posted by: Bradley at February 20, 2009 4:42 PM
Totally random... but congratulations, Mr. "40 under 40"! I am honored to read a blog written by one of the top professionals in the Central Valley. :)
Posted by: zara at February 20, 2009 4:45 PM
I am so calling that number. If I don't show up to the Tweetup tonight or Vintage Days you know why.
Posted by: Michael at February 20, 2009 4:47 PM
The Jon will take his 3 kunts for free now.
Thanks.
Posted by: the jon at February 20, 2009 4:48 PM
You know what they say "Even Bad Press Is Good Press" I think u give more advertisement with the worst flier of the week deal. Promoter should have no complaints, but that is a horrible flier.
Posted by: Jon B at February 20, 2009 4:48 PM
Epic.
Posted by: Bradley at February 20, 2009 4:53 PM
I hate this flyer so much
maybe fresno PD will show up and beat up everyone since they like to do that crap so much
chumps...........
Posted by: dave at February 20, 2009 6:30 PM
I like the completely unoriginal promotors name. Sik Wit It is a basketball player on the And1 Tour.
This must be an epidemic here in Fresno. A bunch of so called "promoters" who's complete lack of originality is all over their flyers, and their name. It's sad really.
And the only time I use that 'C' (K?) word is when I don't ever want to hear from a girl again. How freaking degrading. You would think that the girl whose party it is wouldn't want to be called that, but I guess that's not really the case is it?
Posted by: chris at February 21, 2009 11:18 AM
Aww, Zara left you a comment! I love her!
The flier really leaves me speechless so I'm
at a loss for words here...
But it was nice to meet you at the tweetup! lol
Posted by: Melyssa (ClovisEskimo) at February 21, 2009 11:19 AM
Maybe it's promoting the Küntz family reunion.
They are proud German, but this DBag of a "designer" didn't know how to type the umlaut and Americanizes it with a "S" instead of a "Z"...
Maybe Dire Straits should rewrite their song:
"That ain't nasty that's the way you spell it
Money ain't for nothin' get your Küntz for free"
It's Küntz, dammit.
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at February 21, 2009 12:55 PM
after playing round a bit on the net i found the following posted by one of the 16 year old promoters.... . iMA JunioR at mClaNE n I goT xPleLLdeD frOM SaNgeR.. hahA. But Dey CanT keeP mEh OUT!!!... LOL. UhmMM. MY mAn RAUL is LokkD up IN Y.A. suXX. HeZ guNNA b HoME SOOn doHH. Im iNA partY krEW CallED KAOS ENTERTAINMENT... n Ima PARty HOOk up2 n If U wanT sUM gooD ASS pILLS haHA. So, if you're looking for some pills and a chance to get shot by a kid in middle school or something i'd suggest you roll out yo! Btw... there is another flyer floating around and this time dudes are dicks and kunts are c**ts
how sweet
Posted by: rob at February 21, 2009 2:46 PM
OMG... this is the worst flier I've ever seen!
Posted by: Renee N at February 23, 2009 11:45 AM
A simple google search will turn up lots about KaOs eNt and sIcK WIt iT (am I doing that right?)
I have a question...all of their fliers say "No Funk!!!" - what does that mean? Like, don't wear my bell bottoms? Don't roll up in my '78 Cutlass pumpin' Rick James through the subs?
Posted by: Tweed at February 23, 2009 4:59 PM
I thought infant labor was illegal
Posted by: Aimee at February 23, 2009 6:04 PM
I can't even tell what's going on in this flier.
cum bak party? Kunts free?
classy.
Posted by: Beni at March 4, 2009 9:59 AM
wow.
this is wonderful.
hahaaaa. "NO" "FUNK" on the vert tip. Nice
Posted by: Sam at March 9, 2009 5:25 PM
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