The Beehive asks: Who's the bigger idiot?
Hi, kids. The Internets suck today, so we're gonna play a new game I just made up called "Who's the Bigger Idiot?"
The following video features a news report about a guy who called 911 when the Burger King he was at ran out of lemonade (click here if you can't see the video):
Here we go. Who is the bigger idiot?
A.) The man, who has no understanding of the purpose of 911
B.) The Burger King employee, who should have just given him Sprite and told him it was lemonade
C.) The 911 operator who, instead of hanging up immediately, tries to argue with the man about the preparation time of fast food (food service secret: it was ready before you went to bed last night, guy)
D.) Intrepid reporter Liz Quirantes, who is going to get that spot on "Dateline" no matter who she has to kill for it
Don't worry about a prize for guessing correctly. In this game, we all lose.
P.S. Because the Internets are so lacking today, take a look at this list of the 99 things you should already have seen online (viral videos, etc.). Shockingly, there are some things even I haven't seen, but that will soon be remedied. I guess there's no going back now ...
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Comments:
Octo Mom
Posted by: DLR at February 25, 2009 3:13 PM
1:16 ... that's what she said!!!
also, my inlaws used to live in boynton beach; pretty sure ive been to that burger king.
(did i just pull a wet towel?)
Posted by: will at February 25, 2009 3:17 PM
Crap, the video is no longer available.
I'll go with the guy complaining. What was he doing at a Burger King anyway? Surely Fat Burger or In-n-Out is a much better choice.
Posted by: Chris at February 25, 2009 3:40 PM
Who did this think he was? Bill Foster
Come on, dude. It not Whammy Burger!!!
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at February 25, 2009 4:21 PM
Surprisingly, I just heard about another person calling a complaint about a western bacon cheeseburger to 911.
And, HMAC, we must be on the same stumble rotation, because I just stumbled-upon (http://www.stumbleupon.com/) that list of 99 things and was going to email it to you.
Posted by: Tracy at February 25, 2009 5:43 PM
@Tracy: That Stumble Upon site is interesting. I may have to devote some time to that tomorrow.
Posted by: Heather at February 25, 2009 5:51 PM
I'm going to go with hidden option E. I'm the bigger idiot for watching that clip twice.
Posted by: James at March 1, 2009 11:54 AM
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