If anyone has time to eat, it's Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is claiming that her newly svelte emaciated figure is due to the fact that she's been working a lot, and insists that she has never weighed herself in her life.
Here's the thing. Lindsay and I have both been on the same work schedule lately [read: none. no work], so I know a little about what happens to one's body when you have all the time in the world to sit around and eat. And believe you me, it's not this.
Me thinks someone is regurgitating (bulimia joke. zing!) that sure-fire way of getting attention: become wayyyy too skinny and then watch as your face magically appears on magazine covers.
It's worked for Lindsay before, and let's face it, in these trying economic times, not eating is much more financially responsible than going through half of Colombia's coke supply, no?
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That pic is oddly frightening.
Posted by: danisabella at February 17, 2009 1:11 PM
seriously the worst PhotoShop job you've ever done, Heather.
Posted by: girmonkey at February 17, 2009 1:13 PM
Believe me, if I had Photoshop, I'd be using it to splice pictures of me and George Clooney together in the Caribbean, not wasting it on Lindsay Lohan.
Posted by: Heather at February 17, 2009 1:15 PM
It's like a long lost Olsen twin or something...
somebody tell all the ladies out there us men don't like chicks whose bones cut us when we are lying in bed next to them!!!
Posted by: Chris at February 17, 2009 1:18 PM
Wow, that girl needs to eat some pork chops.
Posted by: brodiemash at February 17, 2009 1:28 PM
Well... her boobs still look nice...
Posted by: Melyssa at February 17, 2009 1:30 PM
and some government peanut butter.
Posted by: Chris at February 17, 2009 1:33 PM
Her boobs look nice?
eww. Not so much when the dress is just about to slide right down.
Posted by: MsJoey at February 17, 2009 1:35 PM
"Hellllooooo! I am Lindsay Lohan!!!" - Achmed, the Dead Terrorist.
Posted by: cjl at February 17, 2009 1:47 PM
@brodiemash: mmmm... pork chops.
@MsJoey: Agreed. It's rather suspicious that Lindsay's clavicles are thisclose to knowing what oxygen tastes like, yet her breasts remain round and full.
And by 'suspicious', I mean not at all. *coughboobjobcough*
Posted by: Heather at February 17, 2009 1:57 PM
yeah, that pic pretty much confirms that she has a boob job.
lindsey is this generation's lara flynn boyle. red hair, freckles all over the place, and way overrated.
Posted by: mdub420 at February 17, 2009 2:40 PM
@mdub420: "red hair, freckles all over the place, and way overrated."
Whew. For a second there, I thought you were talking about me.
Posted by: Heather at February 17, 2009 3:03 PM
yeah, this modern world is going to make some odd-looking anorexics---all skeletal with large breasts.
Posted by: blake at February 17, 2009 3:08 PM
Real picture or not, Jessica Simpson is off the hook in everyones mind now...!
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at February 17, 2009 3:15 PM
wow, she is looking more and more like her mom (in the face) every day...and that's not a good thing.
seriously, that girl needs to see a dietician and get on a program. or, head back to rehab because she came out of there looking fairly regular.
Posted by: ed at February 17, 2009 3:49 PM
Are they remaking the Machinist with a female lead instead?
Posted by: Josh B. at February 17, 2009 5:34 PM
@Josh B: Hadn't heard of "The Machinist," so I had to look it up. Good one.
Posted by: Heather at February 17, 2009 5:41 PM
now her head look too big
Posted by: karen at February 18, 2009 9:59 AM
cjl... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Renee N. at February 18, 2009 12:04 PM
Damn. Now Michael C. Hall will divorce his sister for this science experiment!
Clearly there has been an alien abduction as evidenced by the size of her head and the blank stare in her "eyes".
Posted by: suzanne grazyna at February 18, 2009 1:52 PM
Thats Lindsay Lohan? I was thinking Beaker from the Muppet Show had a sex change operation. Man, I miss the Muppet Show...
Posted by: John at February 19, 2009 2:25 AM
...it also looks like shes hiding a guy in her dress who is mooning the photographer. Mmmmm...you can almost smell the stale cigarette smoke and tic-tacs (her main diet judging by her physique) coming off of the photo.
Posted by: John at February 19, 2009 3:47 AM
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