Katie Holmes' new ad is trying to tell us something
For those of you who have trouble seeing symbolism in visual representations, let me break down what Katie Holmes is saying in her new ad for Miu Miu.
Being married to Tom Cruise is:
About really expensive clothes.
About glamour with a "u", like how our British friends, the Beckhams, would spell it if they could spell.
About burning desire. Just kidding.
About looking like a man androgynous-sexy.
About keeping very still so he doesn't know I'm home.
About being numb. So, so numb. Dear god, I just want to feel something, anything. Maybe putting my hand in this fire will wake me up and I'll go back to being Katie Holmes and that unrecognizable robot Kate Cruise will cease to exist and --
About keeping to the script.
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Comments:
I hope I'm wrong, but every time I see Katie Holmes now, I feel like this is going to end in some kind of tragedy. It's disturbing.
Posted by: Conlan at January 16, 2009 11:59 AM
I hope you're wrong, too. I don't want to have to go back and delete every Katie Holmes post I've done -- there'd be nothing left.
Posted by: Heather at January 16, 2009 12:02 PM
I think she's just trying to stay warm in NY's frigid weather! Geez with her lack of body fat that girl MUST be freezing!
Posted by: Renee N at January 16, 2009 1:16 PM
"About keeping very still so he doesn't know I'm home."
Hilarious!!! I just had a visual of her in a corner standing really still with her hand over Suri's mouth kinda like Lenny and the pretty lady.
Posted by: MsJoey at January 16, 2009 2:10 PM
I wonder if Kate realizes that if she wasn't married to Tom Cruise, she'd be irrelevant.
Posted by: mdub420 at January 16, 2009 4:33 PM
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