Here's what caught my eyes and ears in recent days:

• Fran Drescher wants to replace Hillary Clinton as U.S. Senator from New York ... What the @$%*&?
• The Los Angeles Film Critics Association names "Wall-E" best film of the year ... What the @$%&?
• It's official. Madonna is toxic to marriages.
• Jennifer Aniston decides to show us all what her ex-hubby Brad Pitt is missing since he split to be with Angelina Jolie ... It's just a little sad, isn't it?
• And, finally, Van Johnson died today at the age of 92. For film buffs, his friendly, good-looking, guy-next-door persona somewhat detracted from his versatility as an actor and perfomer. He danced and sang in MGM musicals but also tackled dramatic roles in movies like "The Caine Mutiny" and "Battleground." His lengthy resume also includes a role in William Saroyan's "The Human Comedy." We wish you a fond farewell, Mr. Johnson.