December 22, 2008

arrow Ohmigod, look: it's a purple squirrel

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This is Pete, a purple squirrel who lives in England.

Pete lives near a school, and according to a British wildlife expert, Pete's purple fur is most likely due to Pete eating purple ink cartridges and then licking his fur, as the stupid creature adorable thing has been seen coming in and out of a building where old printers are stored. According to the expert:

'Squirrels will chew anything even if it's obviously inedible. He is unlikely to have fallen into paint because that would probably have killed him.

'I imagine he'll return to his normal grey by spring when he moults.'

Whatever dude. Purple squirrel = the cutest damn thing I've seen all day, and the perfect salve for the damage inflicted by Pamela Anderson, who has assaulted my eyes not once, but two unforgivable times today. (Second picture after the jump. Warning: remember to come back and view cutesy Pete the Purple Squirrel after exposure to ole' Raccoon Eyes Anderson. You've been warned.)

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Told you.

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3:31 PM | | Comments (6)



Comments:

OMG. Heather, you alone are what gets me through my dreary day.

First thing: I am deadly terrified of squirrels. My friends and co-workers will attest that I will literally RUN in the opposite direction if I see a squirrel within 15 feet of me.
Second: I am going to now take my fear level of squirrels up 10 notches because I will forever have this image imbedded into my brain and always associate Pammy with squirrel.

She needs a good a$$-whoopin. I'm just the girl to do it.

Posted by: MsJoey at December 22, 2008 3:31 PM

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she's starting to look a little tammy faye baker-esque.

Posted by: ed at December 22, 2008 3:33 PM

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If you wouldn't have explained it, I would have guessed the purple squirrel to be the lovechild of Violet Beauregarde or Veruca Salt.

Posted by: Mike Oz at December 22, 2008 3:33 PM

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@MsJoey: You're wise to run away. Squirrels have rabies!

@Mike Oz: I immediately thought of Willy Wonka, too. How strange.

Posted by: Heather at December 22, 2008 3:36 PM

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Damn, Pam looks like Bruno from La Madastra.

Posted by: Michael at December 22, 2008 3:43 PM

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What an Ultra Maroon.

I can't believe she fell for the ol' "shoe polish on the binoculars" trick!!!

Posted by: Chase Sanborn at December 22, 2008 5:20 PM

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