"Jackie get gold star for killing terrorists now, Daddy?"
Dear Mike Oz,
Suck on this. Buffy forever!
Fondly,
Heather
PREVIOUSLY ON THE BEEHIVE
Jack Bauer becomes your typical Hollywood starlet
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Comments:
Hahahahahaha!!! Priceless!
Posted by: Renee N at December 10, 2008 11:56 AM
i don't believe this for one second. This is photoshopped!! Please tell me it is or this image will forever be in my head as I watch the next season.
Posted by: mdub420 at December 10, 2008 12:05 PM
Jack Bauer plays Kiefer Sutherland. That's all I'm saying.
Posted by: Michael at December 10, 2008 12:17 PM
Sorry, mdub.
Here are more shots, including an awesome one I like to call "Now I lay me down to sleep/I pray Jack Bauer my soul to keep."
Posted by: Heather at December 10, 2008 12:29 PM
mdub hit it right on the head, this has to be photoshopped. Some terrorist in a cave somewhere with mad 'shop skills whipped this up to make us think that Jack Bauer is a softy.
Posted by: Michael at December 10, 2008 12:33 PM
Normally I hate livejournal, but I'll let it slide for that pick of that redhead. Looks like I got someone new to stalk. Thanks Hmac!
Posted by: Michael at December 10, 2008 12:35 PM
tee-hee! Nice one!
Posted by: brodiemash at December 10, 2008 12:43 PM
see, the pic is also unintentionally funny because it displays that keifer is a wee little man compared to normal human beings. i wonder if he wears lift when he's playing jack bauer or if they have a height restriction for the rest of the cast.
or, maybe the use a lot of perspective tricks like in lord of the rings to make things seem a be a different size.
Posted by: ed at December 10, 2008 1:48 PM
I'm sure this was only a diversionary tactic to draw attention away from a CTU operation. He was gonna jump up and get the bad guys as soon as Chloe triangulated the coordinates and Bill gave him the go-ahead.
Oh, and I dunno why you like Kristy Swanson so much.
Posted by: Mike Oz at December 10, 2008 2:02 PM
After checking out the pictures on the link you provided, what can I say? Except for that I hope your favorite actor from Mad Men dies in the remake of "The Day The Earth Stood Still"!!!!
Posted by: mdub420 at December 10, 2008 2:03 PM
Why is Jack Bauer sitting on that old man's lap?
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at December 11, 2008 3:25 PM
Santa is going for a new look, Travis.
Posted by: adam at December 11, 2008 3:44 PM
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