Because sometimes you want to smell like a Whopper
Burger King has launched a body spray called Flame. First the creepy King, then that annoying Shroom & Swiss campaign and now ... this?!?
From the Flame Web site -- aka firemeetsdesire.com -- comes this explanation:
The Whopper sandwich is America's favorite burger. Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.
I realize if one person reads this and goes, "Mmmm. I want a Whopper for lunch," then this whole thing works for Burger King. But straight up: I'm AFRAID of going to Burger King ever again.
Comments:
Just in time for the office party gag-gift.
Just out of curiosity is it uni-sex?
Posted by: Abe Lopez at December 16, 2008 2:13 PM
I'm getting one.
Posted by: Robert Schultz at December 16, 2008 2:16 PM
I read about that stuff in Fast Food Nation. There's a chemical plant in New Jersey that burns hickory wood chips and they find a way to vaporize the smoke, thus capturing the flavor and scent of flame-broiled, bbq whatever. Then they sell it to companies just like Burger King and they inject it into their burgers to add a fresh flame-broiled flavor.
Yum-O!
Posted by: teresa at December 16, 2008 4:15 PM
Pepper Spray to combat violent Vegans!
Posted by: Clavius! at December 17, 2008 2:23 AM
that's hot.
Posted by: Angel at December 17, 2008 12:38 PM
Yo, I can't lie, if this helps me to get eatin up then I'm all for it; if it doesn't then that means I'm still stuck with this lifetime supply of AXE!
I'm just looking to get "handled" by a pack of highly charged women while I stand in line ordering a Whopper or something...
When is McDonald's going to come out with a cologne? I think they should call it "Mac"... I can see it now, "Boy, he smells like a MAC"!
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at December 18, 2008 6:30 AM
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