Little known Eastern Bloc fact:

Most girl babies are linked prenatally to their mommies via an umbilical cord that his attached to their upper gums. It manifests itself in later life as a horny-looking overbite.

she may not have a belly button, but she has a nice camel toe.

Utterly creepy.

That is disgusting.

Ew.

Slow News Day??? No WAY!* This is udderly fascinating** (it actually is...and I'd comment, but Chase's comment is funnier than anything I could come up with).

*see what i did there?

**and there?!

im sorry ... had to catch up for a minute. you were wanting me to look at her lack of belly button? yeah. failed that assignment.

...okay, so she's missing a bellybutton...
Adam and Eve didn't have 'em either...

Great people 'missing stuff' throughout history.
-Jerry Garcia (part of a finger)
-Phil Keaggy (ditto)
-Paul McCartney's ex missus (a leg)
-Lt. Dan 'Forest Gump.' (two legs)
-Various pirates (an eye here and there, arrrr)
-David Bowie (one eye works jus fine.. the other? well...)
-the Phantom of the Opera (no nose, --and STILL he gets Sarah Brighton...)
-Ernest Hemingway (lost a couple of things in the war effort.)
-George W. Bush (a tremendous amount of grey-cells)

-Put all these ailments into one?
an organism named 'lucky.'

Seriously, Folks raised in other countries don't always have the same benefits as we do when it comes to medical process...
-I personally find her to be quite the looker and would hold her hand while drinking coffee...
(so she doesn't collect bellybutton lint like other folks do... I'm sure we could find other hobbies...)

She is beautiful regardless of the fact she has no belly Button.

Jealous!!!!! Keep telling yourself that you look better than a Victorias Secret Model. Haha. Whatever makes you sleep at night.

Thank you, Brittany. I was so worried that people wouldn't be able to tell from reading this post that my true intention is to let the world know that I look better than this Victoria's Secret model.

Hear that, world? I look better than a paid bikini model. I live in Fresno, blog for a newspaper, and am more attractive than a Victoria's Secret model, but the only way I let that, and my jealousy, be known is by undermining a real model's looks. (Wait! Why am I jealous if I think I'm better looking than a model?! Doesn't make sense...)

Anyway. Now I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Dammit...somebody beat me to the camel toe observation. I have nothing else to say. OK, yes I do...hard to believe Heather let the whole camel toe thing go. I mean, it's really on display here, and in my opinion kinda overshadows the whole umbilicus thing. HMac, you slipping?

Oh no, John, I saw it. It's the sad side effect of trying to wear a white bikini -- most people know not to wear those things, models being the exception.

I just figured we'd all sort of rise above that.

"I just figured we'd all sort of rise above that"

That's what she said.