Gwyneth Paltrow would like your attention, please
Last night was a historic night for America and a time for celebration, but today it's time to get back to business. We need to fix this country -- all of us -- and I'm starting with Gwyneth Paltrow's wardrobe.
This is, quite literally, the ugliest dress I have ever seen.
Hair, makeup, jewelry: amazing. But the dress -- no. And a big hell no to the shoes, as well. Giant cries for attention are fine for someone like Victoria Beckham -- she's British. But America is on the road to change, and we just don't have time for this kind of s*** anymore. Buckle down, Gwyneth. Yes, you can.
[Source: Just Jared]
Comments:
It looks like it should come with its own GPS tracking system...
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at November 5, 2008 10:55 AM
It looks kinda like camo. Perhaps a memorial to Palin?
Posted by: adam at November 5, 2008 10:59 AM
I don't mind the dress. But what's on her feet? Are those white socks? ha
Posted by: Geanie at November 5, 2008 11:04 AM
I have no words to describe what I think about that dress... OMG!
Posted by: Renee N at November 5, 2008 12:11 PM
Are those her panty lines under that lace?? Why bother to wear panties at all. She obviously wanted some exposure!
Posted by: Debi at November 5, 2008 1:27 PM
The shoes really caught my cycloptic eye so I was glad to see a mention of their horridness.
As for the dress, I have to admit, that's the worst Georgia O'Keefe ever.
Posted by: cofuzz at November 5, 2008 1:28 PM
"H",
You know Christmas is coming and I owe you a little gift and all...
Wait for it, wait for it...
Yeah, those are white socks no question about it! Don't these "stars" have people who advise them on fashion topics?
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at November 5, 2008 5:21 PM
Poor Gwyneth. She is just SO conflicted. She obviously wants to make a scene ala Rose McGowan circa...well, whenever it was when she walked down that red carpet in see through lingerie with Marilyn Manson...but is just too much of a repressed lady (i.e. uptight) to really let it go. Hence this hideous compromise. Nobody wins when you play it down the middle Gwyneth. Nobody.
Posted by: John at November 5, 2008 6:52 PM
I don't think she has socks on... I think that is a two-tone shoe..that is not working.
Now about the dress:At first I thought "not cute but not too bad". Untill I really looked and realized that you can see under all the lace. What the h***! Why would you want your panties and bra showing....unless of course, you are Madonna. Very bad choice. Too bad that guy that does "worst dressed" died, he would have a field day with this one.
Posted by: Karen at November 6, 2008 9:10 AM
It looks as if lingerie has been tacked to the front of a white dress, in a poor attempt to draw attention away from what is happening at her feet.
Posted by: Karl at November 6, 2008 12:00 PM
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