In honor of the opening of the live version of "The Rocky Horror Show" at the Severance Building tonight, we present a caption contest courtesy of director/star Daniel Chavez Jr. In this photo he's ostensibly demonstrating Step 5 ("But it's the pelvic thrust") of the infamous Time Warp dance. But the alternate possibilities for accompanying this photo are endless. What's your alternate caption? Bonus points for Fresnocentric references.

If you're dying for a refresher course on the Time Warp, by the way, the print edition of Friday's 7 contains a full two-page spread of Daniel teaching us how to do the classic version of the dance. Let's just say he's a lot more limber than 98% of the general public.

The 7 section "Rocky Horror" package includes my main story, some "Rocky Horror" tidbits from Felicia and comments from selected Beehive readers. In other words, there's so much high-quality info packed into today's dinosaur print product that you Internet freeloaders might even consider venturing out to the newsstand and plunking down 50 cents for a hard copy. (And help pay our salaries!)

I hear that the opening night performance of this Artists' Repertory Theatre show is sold out, by the way. But "Rocky Horror" fans shouldn't despair: the show continues weekends through Nov. 29.