Parody master Weird Al is going all Jim Cramer on us in his latest song -- a little ditty about how he keeps his honeys happy when money is tight (or tizight, as the case may be).

Al boosts T.I.'s "Whatever You Like" -- which was No. 1 on Billboard's Hot 100 for five weeks -- and doesn't even change the song's name. His "Whatever You Like" is a little different than T.I.'s ode to giving girls Patron and stacks of money.