Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to influence your vote
If you haven't already sent in your absentee ballot, here are a couple of douchebags with an idea on which way you should lean in the race for president. You might want to take this into consideration before you cast your vote:
Spencer's shirt reads "Palin for VP. God, Guns, Glory" and Heidi's reads "Read my lipstick: Vote McCain/Palin." And yes, Spencer is carrying a gun and a six pack of Budweiser. Heidi is carrying a book titled You Can Profit From a Monetary Crisis.
I find myself without words, but luckily this picture says everything that needs to be said.
[Photo: Gossip Girls]
Comments:
Can we just vote these two off the island? (Oh, and that looks so natural, Heidi, wearing 5-inch platforms for a hike.)
Posted by: felicia matlosz at October 23, 2008 10:16 AM
Don't get the point. Why are guns bad?
Posted by: jimguy at October 23, 2008 10:26 AM
Maybe she'll snap an ankle and die of exposure.
And Spencer's flesh colored beard creeps me out more than that midget Sarah Palin vid Oz posted a couple of days ago.
Posted by: Michael at October 23, 2008 10:30 AM
I love it when women wear high heels to picnics or any out door event, it's super classy!
Posted by: Abe Lopez at October 23, 2008 10:34 AM
"Queda, party of two. Al, party of two."
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at October 23, 2008 11:04 AM
What's up her CLOGS though! Yeah, I'm totally for guns and beer. Isn't it funny that once you become a "star" you can pretty much do whatever the FETCH you want to... yeah, I said "FETCH"!
"Guns don't kill people, people with triple meaning shirts, beer, and attractive blonde women kill people"!
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at October 23, 2008 11:09 AM
Who said guns were bad Jim?
Posted by: adam at October 23, 2008 11:52 AM
Glory be to guns.
Heather, send me an email. I'm too much of a Luddite to find yours.
Posted by: Corin Hoggard at October 23, 2008 1:31 PM
I for one applaud Heidi's fashion sense. I love platforms in the dirt. Especially ones that look like they belong to Minnie Mouse. I really LOVE the daisy duke's she's wearing....you know, cut so short that you can see the pockets hanging out.
She is a real Klassy lady with a capital K.
Posted by: MsJoey at October 23, 2008 1:42 PM
My favorite thing in the world: those tiny jean shorts where the pockets hang down. Oh no, wait, it's giant index finger rings. That's my favorite. Also: Where is this magical land where you can walk around with a gun and a six pack of beer? I'm pretty sure that will get you dead with the PD in Fresno.
Posted by: Famous at October 23, 2008 1:52 PM
Ah, as if Palin isn't enough of a nail in the coffin, these two are a sure sign as what could happen to the future. I like how he looks confused and she looks drugged.
Jesus + guns + America?
Jesus + guns = America?
Poor Jesus... I'm thinking that connecting him to guns probably wasn't part of His plan.
I'm not anti gun... just anti putting a bad spin on the son of God.
Posted by: YesterGoth at October 23, 2008 3:53 PM
Don't give them any more pub! 30 year olds should not be interested in what people in their early twenties are doing!
Posted by: Stephanie at October 24, 2008 12:46 AM
@ corin,
you are too much of a neo-luddite, as you are not a part of the luddite movement of the early 19th century. i mean you're old, just not that old.
hmac,
i just want to know what sort of gun that is. it looks to be of the b.b. or pellet variety or perhaps the fake plastic kind. can't imagine that old spencer is pumping off rounds from a short barreled 12 ga. for skeet (skeet skeet). or maybe it's a .22 and him and the misses are going huntin for critters to cook up w/them reebs.
Posted by: ed at October 24, 2008 12:12 PM
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