Just DVR SNL so you can fast-forward through all the dumb stuff ...

1. Go to FUSE. I will not relent, Fresno. The FUSE Festival is the best thing happening this weekend: 20+ bands, multiple venues, downtown. All that's missing is you.

2. Throw your hand-signs up. 3OH!3 is in town on Sunday, and aside from having a cool electronica-meets-hip-hop sign, I also very much enjoy that hand gesture of theirs. See below:

3. Laugh quietly. The Silent Comedy is back in Fresno. These guys have the potential to be really big. So don't miss out on the chance to be like, "I saw them for hella cheap back in the day."

4. Add some salsa. Look, I know it conflicts with FUSE, but Latin Jazz in the Park is also another cool Saturday event in that nice new amphitheater at Woodward Park. Watch out for cage fighters.

5. Vibe out in Vice City. If your excuse for not going to FUSE is that you live in Visalia, then we also approve of this show with the awesome Fresno talent of Super Lucky Catz, Chuck Dimes and HR7.