Robert Downey Jr. Pornstache Watch 2008: Unhappy Update
It was a wonderful and wild ride while it lasted.
Robert Downey Jr. showed up to the London premiere of "Tropic Thunder" Monday looking like this:
Maybe I'm projecting, but sans 'stache, it appears the light has left RDJ's eyes. Let's look back at the pornstache in gladder times, and remember how that glorious strip of upper lip hair made us all feel just a little happier to be alive:
R.I.P. RDJ Pornstache (2008-2008)
[Photo: Popsugar]
Comments:
I think the pornstache was keeping him sober. I predict he falls off the wagon really soon.
Sampson's Hair is to strength as RDJ's Pornstache is to sobriety.
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at September 17, 2008 1:04 PM
Awww the pornstache!
He lost his luster.
Posted by: MsJoey at September 17, 2008 1:24 PM
I think filming for Iron Man 2 starts next year so he'll have to grow back the Tony Stark goatee. Though I've seen some incarnations of Start with just a stache. We should start a on-line petition (cause those always work) to get Downey Jr. to grow the pornstache for IM2.
Posted by: Michael at September 17, 2008 1:33 PM
Now's the time for him to take life by the horns and mix it up. Facial hair midlife crisis. He needs to give the soul patch a shot or perhaps some massive sideburns.
Posted by: adam at September 17, 2008 1:37 PM
So, in the face fungus pic at the top... it he has an eerie resemblance to a young Edward James Olmos, doncha think?
Posted by: marcel at September 17, 2008 1:38 PM
Sorry, only Carlos Bernard (Tony Almeida from 24) can pull off the patch. But even he did something sacreligious and grew a goatee for Season 7 (cause he's evil and the goatee proves that).
Posted by: Michael at September 17, 2008 2:19 PM
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