Jessica Simpson finds a skill
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Jessica Simpson: failed actress, musician, wife. Can she do anything right?
Why, yes. She is crackerjack at the art of making ridiculously unflattering faces whenever cameras are nearby. I present to you exhibits A through T, helpfully broken down into categories that best illustrate Jessica's mastery of four two whole emotions.
Confused:
Confused, yet trying to be sexy (possibly just sleepy):
Surprised; still mildly confused:
Confused about how to be sexy:
I've seen picnic tables with more sex appeal, but I'm happy to see that Jessica has finally found her place in the world -- even if it's as a Muppet.
Comments:
Love the one with John Mayer, tell her to get back with him now!
Does anyone know for sure, are hers real or fake?
Posted by: Yvette at September 10, 2008 12:37 PM
I bet John Mayer knows. Maybe if we get TMZ to ask him, he'll spill it.
Posted by: Heather at September 10, 2008 12:44 PM
This is an awesome post.
Posted by: Mike Oz at September 10, 2008 12:49 PM
I say fake but I'm going to have to run a few tests to be sure.
Great post Hmac. The second and ninth pics scare me. That or confuse me. I'm not quite sure yet.
Posted by: Michael at September 10, 2008 12:57 PM
I just find her downright scary. She makes Paris Hilton look like one of those scientists running the atom-smasher in Geneva.
Posted by: felicia matlosz at September 10, 2008 1:18 PM
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