Pete Wentz takes a nice trip, just in time for fall (*snicker*)
Schadenfreude (n): enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others
Example: The warm and fuzzy feeling I get watching Captain of the Douche Squad, Pete Wentz, fall down in front of a bunch of the paparazzi he and his baby momma, Ashlee Simpson, so desperately court.
[Source: A Socialite's Life]
Comments:
How dare you Heather? Obviously, you're just extremely jealous. What is this a slow news day? Don't you have anything better to write about? Be more like Rick, damn it. Pete Wentz is waaaaay better than you, any day of the week. I love him so bad. You're just mean. Mean.
Posted by: adam at August 22, 2008 12:46 PM
9.5
You almost nailed it, Adam, but you should have at least spelled a word wrong. Waaaaaay doesn't count.
Posted by: Mike Oz at August 22, 2008 1:12 PM
This is by far my favorite post in a loooong time!!! i wish it involved video! Unfortunately i find joy when someone trips and falls. i am a terrible klutz so its always me but when its not, i will laugh at you, not with you.
Posted by: MsJoey at August 22, 2008 1:57 PM
Just one word? Usually the HeatherHaters™ make lolspeak looklike the Queen's English.
Posted by: Michael at August 22, 2008 2:03 PM
I'm just hoping that 9.5 stands. I'm trying to qualify for the Troll Blogger Olympics. If I make it in, I'll work on my righteously enraged typos. No underage Chinese blogger will take the gold that is rightfully mine!
Posted by: adam at August 22, 2008 2:42 PM
Oh dear God Troll blogger Olympics would be hilarious!
Now if there is ever a Bloggers who don't post to their blogs for months on end, then I'm a shoe in for the gold.
Posted by: Michael at August 22, 2008 3:06 PM
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