The 70s pornstache has never looked so good
There's been some talk recently on the Beehive praising former Olympic gold medal swimmer Mark Spitz and his amazing, porntastic mustache.
It's a good effort, certainly, and a man with a mustache wearing a Speedo will always look like he should be lounging around on shag carpet near a hot tub in a wood-paneled rec room.
However, I would like to submit to you a new contender for king of the pornerrific 'stache throne. Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration, Mr. Robert Downey Jr:
Why the mustache? Why the hell not?
[Source: Dlisted]
Comments:
Jason Giambi was sporting a great porn 'stache earlier this season. Don't know if he still has it. Too many people are jumping on the porn 'stache bandwagon.
Posted by: mdub420 at August 15, 2008 10:57 AM
The man IS Tony Stark, he pulls off the porn stache nicely.
Posted by: Michael at August 15, 2008 10:59 AM
Just have to say that the tongue between the lips and the hand gesture coupled with the 'stache and raised eyebrow makes this photo overwhelmingly disconcerting.
Posted by: adam at August 15, 2008 11:11 AM
Does "disconcerting" mean "hot" where you live, Adam?
Posted by: Heather at August 15, 2008 11:13 AM
Um...yeah...totally. Next time I try this combo with a lady, I'll be sure to try and capture either her hysterical laughter or bewildered look on video for your viewing pleasure.
Posted by: adam at August 15, 2008 11:47 AM
I don't know....the way his hand seems like it's cradling something, that look in his eye's like he's about to eat something very delicious...AWKWARD!
Posted by: brodiemash at August 15, 2008 12:12 PM
OMG, he looks just like the founder of Frederick's of Hollywood, Frederick Mellinger. Why, oh why, can't I find a photo online?
Posted by: Bethany Clough at August 15, 2008 1:36 PM
Is it wrong to think that RDJ looks like he's ready to play Dave Hawk in a made-for-tv movie of the week?
Just a thought.
Posted by: bethie at August 15, 2008 3:23 PM
Pat Hill's FuManchu would kick Mr. Robert Downey Jr's pornstache #$%, any day!
Posted by: The Fresnan at August 15, 2008 5:10 PM
Well...Robert Downey Jr has recently been added to my "I love him and will pay to see whatever he's in" movie-guy list:
1) Daniel Day-Lewis
2) John Cusack
3) Adrien Brody
4) Robert Downey Jr.
And I AM pretty picky...
Posted by: Nancy at August 18, 2008 2:27 PM
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