Katie Holmes would rather be...
...anyone but Katie Holmes, apparently. But let's try to narrow it down, shall we?
With her new hair – sure, let's go with "style" just to make it easier – Katie Holmes wishes she was:
Rizzo from "Grease"
Joan Crawford
An atomic disaster
Dumb Donald
Prince Valiant
Rita Wilson in "Sleepless in Seattle"
Tom Hanks in "Sleepless in Seattle"
Toad
Her own husband
UPDATE: Can't believe I nearly missed this one.
Andy Dick
Your turn. Katie Holmes would rather be...
Comments:
She looks like actress Mena Suvari with a bad wig ... a bad version of Mena Suvari ...and why does she look so old?
Posted by: felicia matlosz at July 17, 2008 1:47 PM
dead
Posted by: celena at July 17, 2008 1:51 PM
The chick from Flashdance... I'm expecting to see her break out in dance to "I'm a maniac...."
Posted by: Renee N at July 17, 2008 3:56 PM
Man, I've looked at this three times. Still hilarious each time.
Shout out to my man Toad.
Posted by: Mike Oz at July 17, 2008 4:25 PM
A wax figure of Katie Holmes. Or is that what this already is? Good Lord girl get back your youth.
Posted by: Brian at July 17, 2008 5:36 PM
Wow. that is the exact same haircut and style i rocked in 5th grade.
She's always copying me! First the name(Dawson's Creek) and now the hair!
Posted by: MsJoey at July 17, 2008 9:16 PM
um,...not married to Tomcruise.
Posted by: mamatt at July 17, 2008 11:02 PM
It also looks like she was making an attempt at Audrey Hepburn's famous haircut by Vidal Sasoon in Roman Holiday (I know that sounds like a compliment, but it's not). Maybe she felt like liberating her self from Tom Cruise like Audrey ran away in the movie.
Posted by: Monitcore at July 18, 2008 9:30 PM
so, the other day on at the movies, i thought it was pretty funny when they said maggie gillenhall was a serious upgrade over holmes in the new batman.
Posted by: ed at July 18, 2008 10:12 PM
No, Katie Holmes, come back into the light of straight bobs that you look so incredibly prosh with.
Posted by: cat at July 24, 2008 12:10 AM
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