And they say all the good ones are taken
The scenario: Dmitri meets Olga out and about in San Francisco. Olga gives Dmitri her card. Dmitri calls and leaves the douchiest phone message ever recorded.
Here's what not to say on a woman's – on anybody's – answering machine:
You know, I think maybe I'll just take my chances on that dying alone thing.
Comments:
Or...start collecting pets like I do. Crazy cat lady is always a viable option.
Posted by: adam at July 17, 2008 9:24 AM
What a f-ing tool.
Posted by: Rachel at July 17, 2008 9:37 AM
That's what I like about you, Adam. You're so elegant.
Oh, come on, Rachel. Dmitri is HOT. This is a guy who knows his own worth, and knows what he wants, and is clearly able to spot a personality disorder at 50 paces. Not his own, sadly...
Posted by: Heather at July 17, 2008 9:38 AM
classy with a k
Posted by: will at July 17, 2008 10:42 AM
He's one of the few men that has nothing wrong with him? Oh yes, he is a specimen of tact.
Posted by: Bryan at July 17, 2008 10:46 AM
i see nothing wrong with this. nor was it wrong when alec baldwin left a message for his selfish fat pig of a daughter.
Posted by: ed at July 17, 2008 11:16 AM
Michael K. had his link to an actual website that Dmitri runs.
He has a Real Man club in canada. you pay money to hang with this dude. haha
Posted by: Celena at July 17, 2008 1:47 PM
True, Dmitri is hot..... to himself and his cats. Oh, and the prostitutes that are really the women who he claim "flock to him"
Posted by: Rachel at July 17, 2008 8:38 PM
By far the best message in the whole wide world. i'm totally copying it word for word and using it on the next guy who gives me his card.
Posted by: MsJoey at July 17, 2008 9:33 PM
Ladies, I would like to say that I TOO am working on a screenplay this weekend so you can give me a call. But not if you're an inelegant crazy bit*%! Sorry but, I have lots of ladies call me because they know of my weekend screenwriting prowess, so I have no time for inelegance.
Posted by: The Fresnan at July 17, 2008 10:19 PM
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