Catching up on something that caught my eye -- oh, that's a bad pun and you'll see why in a sec -- from this week's news:

A woman in Los Angeles is suing Victoria's Secret over a thong mishap. That's right. A thong mishap.

I won't go into the details. (Which also means I won't post a salacious photo of a woman wearing a thong. You're stuck with this generic Victoria's Secret store photo.) You can read the story for yourself. But it involves either a pendant or a metal fastener and the poor 52-year-old woman's eye.

There are so many kinds of comments and rhymes you can make about a situation like this. But I'm not going there. Definitely not going there.