Staring contests are the coolest thing on the Internet or
Have you ever wanted to look into Jessica Alba's eyes for 90 seconds?
Did you know that staring contests are like the coolest things on the Internets? Yeah, I know, the thumb-wrestling people are pretty bummed. But check it, it all started when Golden State Warriors basketball star Baron Davis challenged some Interweb dude named Kev Jumba to a staring contest. This video pretty much sums it up:
If you didn't watch because you're just waiting for the Jessica Alba part -- Jumba then issued a challenge to Alba. Apparently aside from being super hot and super pregnant, Jessica is also a super starer, as you can see in this video:
Click here for a bigger version. Seriously, did it kinda trip you out to just look into Ms. Alba's eyes for a minute and a half? I felt like -- if just for 90 or so seconds -- we were connected.
But back on topic: As you can imagine, this has spawned quite the staring contest on the Internets, especially on ibeatyou.com, where there are a bunch of videos like this one, of a kid staring for three minutes while Haddaway's "What Is Love" plays in the background.
Comments:
Oh, crap, I am SO lame.
I felt the connection also. Ooh, when she curled her tongue at me? That was nice.
This is actually pretty cool in an 'America connects' kinda way. I FULLY expect to see the Beehiver's challenge each other! My money is on Felicia! (sorry, heather).
Posted by: Stephen at May 9, 2008 12:18 AM
It's coming! That was original idea, but I wasn't able to get a video going on yesterday, but I wanted to at least lay the foundation for the Great Beehive Stare-Off of 08.
Posted by: Mike Oz at May 9, 2008 9:15 AM
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