As someone who religiously DVRs and watches the original "Beverly Hills, 90210" every single week day on Soapnet, let me be the first to say, the new "90210" is not "90210." I don't care what guitar riff you throw over it.

That being said, what an impressive cast. First of all, Jennie Garth, aka Miss Kelly Taylor, is back. Spoiled, Brenda-Walsh-boyfriend-stealing, addict-mother-having, torn-between-Brandon-and-Dylan-being, fire-surviving, cult-joining, coke-habit-having, rehab-acing, stalker-having, Valerie-hating, gunshot-surviving, Jessica-Alba-baby-wanting, failed-wedding-having, rape-surviving, murder-committing, Dylan-soulmate-enjoying Kelly Taylor. I love her.

Kelly Taylor is a draw unto herself, but so is Jessica Walter (Lucille Bluth from "Arrested Development"), Lori Laughlin (Becky Katsopolis from "Full House"), ridiculously hot Ryan Eggold (Farber on "Dirt") and the deliciously devious AnnaLynne McCord (Eden from "Nip/Tuck"). I would totally watch a show with these people on it.

However. Me thinks the show will be about the other folks. The no-names. The non-Donna Martins. Judge for yourself:

Meh. I hope Nat gets a cameo at the very least.