So much gossip, so little time. A rundown of today's best stories:

• And the winner of "Project Runway" is... Victoria Beckham, who managed to look almost human on last night's season finale. (PITNB, Fresno Beehive)
• Paris's 18-year old brother, Barron, keeps up the proud Hilton tradition of D.U.I.s, glamour mug shots. (Us Weekly)
• Katie Holmes is a sad, sad clown. (A Socialite's Life, Mollygood)
• Vanity Fair's new cover pronounces that women are funny; in case that doesn't move magazines, though, the women are touching each other's boobs. You know - comedically. (A Socialite's Life)
• Going lesbian for a day appears to be the trendy new marketing tool, as Buffy Summers dips her toe in Sapphic waters in the current issue of the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" comic. (Pink is the New Blog)

And finally, Dina Lohan has achieved her wildest dream, as E! picks up a reality show tentatively titled "Living Lohan".

The show will focus on Dina's attempt to pimp out her 14-year old daughter, Ali, to the entertainment world. In case you're still not convinced this is the worst idea ever, check out little Ali's interview in Teen Vogue, in which she expresses her aching need to be just like big sister, Lindsay:

"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have...I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

Anyone else feel a cold chill run down their spine after reading this?