You know who enjoys stupid jokes? Your mom
Guess what, friends? Today is officially "That's what she said" day!
Oh, you don't know what that is? It's a made-up day during which you can answer anything that sounds remotely dirty with the phrase "That's what she said." You remember this joke from being an 11-year old, no doubt, and if you watch "The Office" (back in April!), you know it as Michael Scott's catchphrase. Now you have an entire day dedicated to annoying co-workers and the general public with it.
Still not sure how it works? Let's try out some examples:
Co-worker: Hey, Carl, did you get that fax from Corporate? I stuck it in your inbox.
You: That's what she said!
Security: Excuse me, ma'am. I'm going to have to ask you to use the lobby stairs. You don't have access to the rear entrance.
You: That's what she said!
Friend: I'm really upset about my impending divorce. I have a feeling the process is going to be long and hard to take.
You: That's what she said! Also, I'm here for you.
Get it? Now get out there and piss off everyone you've ever met!
Comments:
I'm totally going to enjoy this today...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Sometimes, a few friends and I like to play "That's what your Mom said!" or some variation ["That's what I told your mom!". Same premise, same juvenile hilarity.
Take this and see how far it goes.........[anyone?]
Posted by: Ernie at February 15, 2008 9:27 AM
What's even funnier (to me anyways) is when somebody tries to joke around in this fashion and gets it horribly wrong. Example:
Realtor to prospective seller: "They said your unit was too small for their satisfaction."
Seller: "That's what she said!" Then a long uncomfortable pause as realization sets in...
Posted by: John at February 15, 2008 10:37 AM
Overheard while reading this post:
"I've never been in there, but I heard it's fun."
Thatswhatshesaid!!!!!
Posted by: Mike Oz at February 15, 2008 1:22 PM
HAHAHAH Damn it! I should have messed around at work and played along!
Posted by: Geanie at February 15, 2008 8:58 PM
"that's what she said." day was on Feb 15th and not the 14th? No wonder why my wife walked out on me at dinner... CRAP.
Posted by: josh at February 20, 2008 5:05 PM
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