Mariah Carey still makes better videos than songs
Disclosure first: I've been in love with Mariah Carey videos since "Someday." Please note, this is different than being in love with Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey is crazy. Watching a Mariah Carey video is like going to the zoo and looking at the monkeys. Cute in the cages, sure, but outside of that element they'd probably go nuts and throw poo at you.
Now that this is out of the way, Mariah's new video for "Touch My Body" hit the Internets today. It's a strange one, with Kenneth the Page from "30 Rock" guesting as a geek dispatched to service the computer of an underwear-clad Mariah. A fantasy with Laser Tag and unicorns ensues. Judge it for yourself: Cool or a contrived plea for viral attention?
Comments:
Nope.
I made it all the way to the chorus and then shut this s*** down.
Mariah Carey = the suck.
Posted by: Heather at February 28, 2008 7:54 AM
At least it wasn't Glitter.
But the director is Brett Ratner. Director of the magnum opus Rush Hour trilogy and the Godfather III of the X-Men series, X-Men 3.
I'm tossing my Guitar Hero after watching this. Time to listen to some Abba to clense myself.
Let me finish by saying thank god for school girl uniforms.
Posted by: Michael at February 28, 2008 8:43 AM
"Cool or a contrived plea for viral attention?"
Can't it be both?
I thought it was funny, a little unoriginal but still humorous.
"upgrade me to 802.11N"
Why would she want that? Even the slowest wireless speeds hit 11Mb whereas the fastest non-commercial internet only goes up to 8Mb. She doesn't need to improve her infrastructure, she needs to clean her computer of viruses that she got from watching too much porn. Porno junkie... she should wear protection before browsing those sexually deviant sites!!! SINNER!!!
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Posted by: Luke Davis at February 28, 2008 11:37 AM
Best video since the last Mariah video, whenever it was.
Heather, you made critical mistakes watching this video. There are two key ingredients to a guarantee of enjoying every single Mariah Carey video:
1) Be a heterosexual male over the age of 10.
2) Mute.
Posted by: Jason at February 28, 2008 12:50 PM
You mean there's an option to watch it with sound? Who would have thunk it?
Posted by: Michael at February 28, 2008 1:24 PM
It's Mariah Carey's Birthday is today I'm throwing a party for her I don't know her but we are going to honor her today
Posted by: Layla at March 27, 2008 9:38 AM
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